I would never try to take the joy out of your job, sir. I understand that the days are long sometimes, and if you can get through it all a little more easily by putting to use your very well developed ice cream serving magic-prank skills then far be it for me to give you any guff about it. Have a little fun sometimes, let loose. I even understand that there is a segment of the population who enjoy incorporating "fun" pranks into their dining experiences, like those who invite people to go to hibachi restaurants. And these people -- your target audience, I'm assuming -- sit around the table and just wait and wait and wait until the guy comes over to fling a piece of shrimp at them so they can try to catch it in their mouths. "Oh, I hope they do the trick where it looks like he's squirting a bottle at you and then a string comes out." "I hope they do the thing where it looks like they're going to throw a knife at you so you jump a little and get embarrassed, even though a person -- who was just throwing real knives around THEMSELVES -- just did a thing that could have definitely killed you if they let go of the knife, while you were just minding your own business and trying to enjoy a meal." You know? These people exist for sure, and would probably love a good ice cream prank show while all of their friends watch and videotape them. But, for the love of God, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS GIRL HER ICE CREAM ALREADY?!
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HOLY MOLY I don't even want it anymore! I know I'm not the one in the video so it doesn't even matter WHAT I want, but my gosh this has all been a little too much and I think I have to just go away now. Thank you for the show, really, you're very talented, but I really have to go to sleep. I know it's the daytime! I just really need to go to sleep! No I don't want any ice cream, PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! (Via SayOMG.)
