- Darren Aronofsky wants Christian Bale to play the 600-year-old lead in his $130 million dollar movie. Big numbers! -Vulture
- An interview with Sean Astin about his upcoming role voicing everyone's favorite Ninja Turtle, Raphael, in the new Ninja Turtles movie. -EW
- Teen television stars of the '90s: Where are they now? Spoiler: Nowhere. :( -ONTD
- Exciting possible ice cream news alert concerning "Schweddy Balls." -Warming Glow
- Jesse Eisenberg helps you guys stay positive out there. -Funny or Die
- A scene breakdown of one of your fave flicks, Cool As Ice. OMG, you were just talking about how much you liked Cool As Ice. -FilmDrunk
- Keenan lip synching Ke$ha, because Keenan is alive, and that's what Keenan does when he is alive. -Celebuzz
- Jon Benjamin Has A Van premieres on Comedy Central tonight and here is a New York Times article about it. Oh, cool! -NYTimes
- Justin Timberlake smokes w33d and can do whatever he wants. Ever! In the world! -The Superficial
- Just when we've cooled down a little from our movie club, here are some Super 8 easter eggs. -Slash Film
- Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you are fat probably, but also she loves you! -Gawker
- "I'm not a doctor but I play a bad one on TV, get me a scarple." -The guys in this bad TV doctors list. -UGO
- Stephen Fry wearing a Care Bear mask. I mean, GUESS who's wearing a Care Bare mask. Did you guess? It's Stephen Fry! -Dlisted
- The best Not-Really-Speilberg Speilberg movies, and how he influenced cinema as a director and commercial force. -Salon
- A guy comes to work in an Iron Man costume and thinks he's sooo special. -TheDailyWhat
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