This guy's looking for one on Craigslist, and apparently, if your script is good and seems like a real Bruce Willis movie, "everything is a green light." Seems aboveboard. Just send your finished screenplays to famousbrucewillisproject@hollywoodRAPEBASEMENT.biz.
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