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Hey cool teens, if you're cool and you're a teen, you probably already got a data blast on your Microsoft Kin about last night's Teen Choice Awards, but maybe you're grounded because your parental units are total lame-o "squares," in which case we've got the neat info you need. After the jump (word up!) we've got the FULL rundown of last night's winners in Movies and TV and Music and Sports and Other. (Congratulations to Shakira for winning "Best Activist.") Of course, if an adult were to see this list, he or she might think that an awards show that is able to present Channing Tatum an award for Best Actor with a straight-face has no serious reason to exist (and on that note, do teenagers actually want to watch awards shows? Don't they have at least 1,000,000 more fun things to do with themeselves? Like playing XBOX and fucking? These are questions some stupid adult who doesn't know ANYTHING and who certainly doesn't "get it" might ask). But that same adult might notice the qualifier that Channing Tatum won the award for Best Actor in an Action-Adventure, at which point the adult might momentarily relent and think "fair enough," only to find that the winner for Best Actor Full Stop is Sam Worthington for his performance in Avatar, which seems like an action-adventure or is the adult missing something, the adult thinks. And then they go on some super boring rant about how it's insane that Katy Perry is eligible to and does win an award at the awards show she is hosting and the whole time their breath just smells like death. UGH YUCK AREN'T ADULTS THE WORST?! It's like, shut up, grandpa. Why don't you go to your room?! LOL.
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MOVIES
Choice Movie: Action Adventure
“Sherlock Holmes”
Choice Movie Actor: Action Adventure
Channing Tatum, “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure
Rachel McAdams, “Sherlock Holmes”
Choice Movie: Sci-Fi
“Avatar”
Choice Movie: Liplock
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie: Fight
Mia Wasikowska vs. The Jabberwocky, “Alice in Wonderland”
Choice Movie: Hissy Fit
Miley Cyrus, “The Last Song”
Choice Movie: Chemistry
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie: Male Breakout
Liam Hemsworth, “The Last Song”
Choice Movie: Female Breakout
Taylor Swift, “Valentine’s Day”
Choice Movie: Male Scene Stealer
Kellan Lutz, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie: Female Scene Stealer
Ashley Greene, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi
Sam Worthington, “Avatar”
Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi
Zoë Saldana, “Avatar”
Choice Movie: Fantasy
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie Actor: Fantasy
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie Actress: Fantasy
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie: Drama
“The Blind Side”
Choice Movie Actor: Drama
Robert Pattinson, “Remember Me”
Choice Movie Actress: Drama
Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”
Choice Movie: Romantic Comedy
“Valentine’s Day”
Choice Movie Actor: Romantic Comedy
Ashton Kutcher, “Valentine’s Day”
Choice Movie Actress: Romantic Comedy
Sandra Bullock, “The Proposal”
Choice Movie: Comedy
“Date Night”
Choice Movie Actor: Comedy
Ashton Kutcher, “Killers”
Choice Movie Actress: Comedy
Tina Fey, “Date Night”
Choice Movie: Horror/Thriller
“Paranormal Activity”
Choice Movie Actor: Horror/Thriller
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Shutter Island”
Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller
Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body”
Choice Movie: Animated
“Toy Story 3”
Choice Movie: Villain
Rachelle Lefevre, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Choice Movie: Dance
Sandra Bullock and Betty White, “The Proposal”
Choice Summer Movie
“The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Choice Summer Movie Star: Male
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Choice Summer Movie Star: Female
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
TELEVISION
Choice TV Show: Drama
“Gossip Girl”
Choice TV Actor: Drama
Chace Crawford, “Gossip Girl”
Choice TV Actress: Drama
Leighton Meester, “Gossip Girl”
Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
“The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV Show: Action
“NCIS: Los Angeles”
Choice TV Actor: Action
Zachary Levi, “Chuck”
Choice TV Actress: Action
Yvonne Strahovski, “Chuck”
Choice TV Show: Comedy
“Glee”
Choice TV Actor: Comedy
Jonas Brothers, “JONAS”
Choice TV Actress: Comedy
Selena Gomez, “Wizards of Waverly Place”
Choice TV: Animated Show
“Family Guy”
Choice TV: Reality Show
“Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
Choice TV: Reality Competition Show
“American Idol”
Choice TV: Male Reality/Variety Star
Lee DeWyze, “American Idol”
Choice TV: Female Reality/Variety Star
The Kardashians, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
Choice TV: Villain
Ian Somerhalder, “The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV: Personality
Ryan Seacrest
Choice TV: Breakout Show
“The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV: Female Scene Stealer
Hilary Duff, “Gossip Girl”
Choice TV: Male Scene Stealer
Chris Colfer, “Glee”
Choice TV: Female Breakout Star
Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV: Male Breakout Star
Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”
Choice TV: Parental Unit
Mike O’Malley, “Glee”
Choice Summer TV Show
“Pretty Little Liars”
Choice Summer TV Star: Male
Ian Harding, “Pretty Little Liars”
Choice Summer TV Star: Female
Lucy Hale, “Pretty Little Liars”
MUSIC
Choice Music: Male Artist
Justin Bieber
Choice Music: Female Artist
Lady Gaga
Choice Music: Group
Selena Gomez & The Scene
Choice Music: Rap Artist
Eminem
Choice Music: R&B Artist
Beyoncé
Choice Music: Rock Group
Paramore
Choice Music: Male Country Artist
Keith Urban
Choice Music: Female Country Artist
Taylor Swift
Choice Music: Country Group
Lady Antebellum
Choice Music: Single
“California Gurls,” Katy Perry
Choice Music: Hook Up
“Airplanes,” B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams
Choice Music: Breakout Artist – Male
Justin Bieber
Choice Music: Breakout Artist – Female
Selena Gomez and The Scene
Choice Music: Love Song
“When I Look At You,” Miley Cyrus
Choice Music: R&B Track
“OMG,” Usher
Choice Music: Rap/Hip-Hop Track
“Love The Way You Lie,” Eminem featuring Rihanna
Choice Music: Rock Track
“Ignorance,” Paramore
Choice Music: Country Song
“Fifteen,” Taylor Swift
Choice Music: Album – Pop
“My World 2.0,” Justin Bieber
Choice Music: Album – Rock
“Brand New Eyes,” Paramore
Choice Music: Album – R&B
“Jason Derülo,” Jason Derülo
Choice Music: Album – Rap
“Relapse,” Eminem
Choice Music: Album – Country
“Fearless,” Taylor Swift
Choice Summer Music Star: Male
Justin Bieber
Choice Summer Music Star: Female
Lady Gaga
Choice Summer Music: Song
“California Gurls,” Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg
SPORTS
Choice Athlete: Male
David Beckham (Soccer)
Choice Athlete: Female
Serena Williams (Tennis)
Choice Action Sports Athlete: Male
Ryan Sheckler (Skateboarding)
Choice Action Sports Athlete: Female
Maya Gabeira (Surfing)
FASHION AND BEAUTY
Choice Male Hottie
Taylor Lautner
Choice Female Hottie
Megan Fox
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon- Female
Selena Gomez
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon-Male
Taylor Lautner
Choice: Celebrity Fashion Line
“Miley and Max,” Miley Cyrus and Max Azria
OTHER
Choice Comedian
Ellen DeGeneres
Choice Twit
Ellen DeGeneres
Choice Web Star
Shane Dawson
Choice Videogame
The Sims 3
Choice Smile
Taylor Lautner
Choice Activist
Shakira
Choice American Idol Alum
David Archuleta
Most Fanatic Fans
“Twilight” Cast
Awesome list of awesome winners for an awesome awards show that is for awesome teenagers ONLY. Adults KEEP OUT. (Via ONTD.)
