EXT. ENGLAND - DAY
Wayne and Garth walk side by side on the way to get some fish and chips.
WAYNE
Allo mate, bloody hell, innit?!
GARTH
Oy! Cunt!
WAYNE
I'm just a chimney sweep I is.
GARTH
Football!
WAYNE
The Queen.
GARTH
Shite.
Just then a lorry drives by.
WAYNE
Game off.
And scene. (Image via TheHighDefinite.)






