This guy is called the Lottery Guru, and as you will see, he is clearly very rich and has definitely got millions of dollars in the bank. He also has a ton of tips for how we can all win the lottery, and he shares them in this video, I guess as a charity. Lord knows, for the Lottery Guru, it's not about the money at this point. Holy cow. I am really excited about this, you guys. It's going to be awesome to be so rich.
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What are you guys going to do with all the money that you are definitely going to win by following these super useful tips? I'm going to buy a hover-mansion in the nice part of space. And a PT Cruiser, FULLY LOADED. And an Apple iPad. And a special garbage can that is just for throwing away my Apple iPads. And then I'm going to become a philanthropist.
Most of my donations are going to go to our nation's malnourished newspaper fact-checking departments. Because seriously, nation's newspapers, 60% of lottery drawing numbers being reported incorrectly (a fact that I am sure the Lottery Guru has right) is way too many percent. We need to get our nation's newspapers reporting the lottery drawing numbers with at least 60% ACCURACY.
If I win the lottery this week, which I am assuming I will, based on this video, I believe that I can get the inaccuracy/accuracy proportions of our nation's newspapers' reporting of lottery drawing numbers inverted by the year 2013. That should give us plenty of time, right? UH OHHHHHH.
