Hollywood, known for its thoughtful decisions and its elevation of art above commerce, has decided to move ahead with a third entry in the Big Momma's House saga. Good call, guys. Very brave. From Variety (via FilmDrunk):
Martin Lawrence is returning to his signature comedy franchise ‘Big Momma’s House,” and will be joined by Brandon T. Jackson.In the latest adventure, FBI Agent Malcolm Turner and his 17-year-old nephew, Trent, go undercover at an all-girls performing arts school after Trent witnesses a murder. Posing as Big Momma and Charmaine, they must find the murderer before he finds them.”
That is a gripping plot for what I am sure will be a movie that is equally as exciting as it is funny. The line at your local Fandango is probably already around the block ("OPEN! OPEN! OPEN!"). Since a movie poster doesn't exist for this movie yet, I made one myself, because that is how the Internet works. It's called a flash mob, and it's huge right now. My poster for Big Momma's House 3 after the jump.
I think what I like best about my poster is how much it looks like a real movie poster you would see at a normal movie theater. If anything, it's TOO much like all the other movie posters you see all the time.






