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I don't know what it is, but I could just really go for a ShoeDini right now. I don't even have any trouble getting my shoes on or off, being a fully functional adult who can manage minor tasks, but Gilbert Godfried's voice is like a SIREN SONG. ShoeDini, I am crashing upon your shores! (Just kidding! No I'm not! What is this?) (Thanks for the tip, Mark.)
UPDATE: FAKE! Once again, I got INTERNET'D!
