Woof, so this is a thing: the 2009 Air Sex Championships. NSFW, doi.
Obviously, this is just a harmless event for some salacious fun. Who cares?! Personally, it looks like a living nightmare, watching a bunch of sweaty nerds pretending to fuck their pillows but without the pillows while a bunch of drunk nerds cheer them on, but whatever! Everyone is entitled to find fun wherever they can! It is hard sometimes! Life can get very boring! But when they announced that the "anthem" of the event was R. Kelly's "Bump and Grind"? And then all those white people started chanting the lyrics to R. Kelly's "Bump and Grind"? NUNH-UNH! That was just too much. Come on, Sexy Spec! Throw down your gauntlet! These fools don't deserve to wear the baggy red panties! (Via Afrojacks.)
