To paraphrase Evan, the tipster who sent this in, this may be the best wait for it on all of YouTube. Wait for it. Wait for it. You'll see it.
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Being a cop is hard! Be careful cops! Everything can be a knife! A stick broken off a tree with a razor blade duct taped to the end of it can be a knife! A mobile phone with razor blades duct taped to the back of it can be a knife! A slice of pizza covered in razor blades can be a knife! A potato with a nail sticking out of it can be a knife! A potato with a syringe sticking out of it can be a knife! A potato with a knife sticking out of it can be a knife! A broken bottle covered in nails and razor blades can be a knife! A belt where the belt buckle has been filed down and then taped up with razor blades can be a knife! A syringe taped to the end of a stick next to the razor blade can be a knife! A rubber band collection with poison darts sticking out of it can be a knife! A tinfoil ball with a chainsaw (on) sticking out of it at the end of a chain can be a knife! A baby covered in swords and thrown at your face can be a knife! A human knife if you can believe it!
ALL WE CAN DO IS BE VIGILANT AND DANCE.
