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NSFW: The Ottoman Humpers Are Back (Sans Ottoman)

Sexy Spec of Pretty Ricky is issuing a grinding challenge to Trey Songz, Bow Wow, and "others in baggy red panties." This is not about beef, you guys, it is just about finding out who is the best grind artist in the game. (Because apparently there is a game.) Kind of NSFW/E (E stands for EYEZ). You been had warned.

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Obviously, the boys in Pretty Ricky live in an alternate universe. And while I definitely don't want to live there, I'd like to visit. I'm pretty sure everyone lives with their mom and the faucets run purple drink instead of water, but you can't open the door without busting your nut. And maybe it's with another dude, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. In this alternate universe grinding is an Olympic sport and "baggy red panties" are just called "uniforms."

You have no idea how badly I wish Trey Songz and Bow Wow will accept this grind challenge (as a sports fan, no homosexual). (Thanks for the tip, Sydney.)

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