Brownie vlog! Brownie vlog!
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Sure. Chris Brown was in his private basement bowling alley with a goon friend of his and a video camera apparently made out of rubber bands and fudge, and he realized what better time to lazily dispel any "rumors" that he is a monster. He's not. The end. That's how that works. All of this time we had thought that Chris Brown was a monster due to the fact that he BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, but it turns out he's not a monster. Because didn't you just hear him say that he wasn't? Besides, all of the haters were always haters, says Professor Logic. Except of course for the people who were not Chris Brown haters until he BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, but if you think about it those people were haters, they just didn't know it yet. It took him BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND to show them that they had hate for Chris Brown in their hearts, but it was always there. Waiting. There is no spoon. Also buy his new album?
Chris Brown is the worst. (Via BuzzFeed.)
