WARNING: These highlights from an interview/infomercial on Christian TV starring a "Christian Health Evangelist" and kind of Music Man of holy colon cleansing are totally disgusting. But since these aired on Christian TV, and are amazing and hilarious and totally weird and gross, they belong here. They used to use sex to sell everything. Now they're using God to sell everything. Remember: Jesus wants you to re-educate your colon!
Meet Danny Vierra. He "passed a nest full of worms when (he) was 28 years old." Follow him and give him money:
Danny's completely full-of-shit, pun intended, revelations of colon cleanses that happened in the Bible, including Jesus touching clay, which for some reason counts as a colon cleanse:
And there's one more that I can't bring myself to embed because it (and its screencap) are of someone holding actual crap that came out of them and Jesus Christ, noooo, I will not have that here, but if you must see it, here it is, you're on your own: "Encrusted Fecal Matter."
This whole thing brings new humorous meaning to Kurt Vonnegut's famous quote "If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
