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Always Take A Jacuzzi On The First Date, And Other Seduction Tips

A bunch of everyday '80s people share their seduction tips in this highlight reel from something called The Video Guide To Successful Seduction. Every moment is gold, but I think we can all agree that the dude from Detroit is the ultimate seducer, and that Farley has some TMI issues:

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"Seduction can happen anywhere. Your car...the woods." Wait, THE WOODS? Was this video made by the Murderer Association Of America? And since these people are old enough to be our parents, um, are any of these people anyone's parents? That would be so cool. If these are your parents, please share in the comments. We won't judge. (Via Video Home System.)

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