First we're going to watch Duane getting DOWN, and then we're going to guess what he does for a living now:
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1...2...3...Investment Banker!!
"Lawyer" would also be accepted. Really, any job that could involve owning a sports car that you really care about. I wonder if Duane comes home some nights after a long day of closing, cranks up the stereo, and dances just like the old times. I wonder if he still looks in magazines for fashion trends. I wonder if he knows he was the first metrosexual. And I really wonder, for some reason, if he's read/seen American Psycho. But mainly I wish I was popular in middle school, like Duane, and that everyone would cheer while I danced on TV. That would have been fun. (Via everythingisterrible.)
