Former WWF wrestler The Ultimate Warrior (who in a move of David Foster Wallace caliber post-modern identity games legally changed his name to Warrior in 1993) is returning to the ring in Barcelona this year. To promote his Rocky Balboa-esque stunt, he made this video? Announcing a contest in which you can win his tank top? After he's worked out in it? You might want to skip the TWO AND A HALF MINUTES of grunting bicep curls, but you should watch the rules of the contest, they are required information for all the residents of Insane Town, population Warrior.
I'm getting "Every Day In The Gym There Is No Tomorrow" tattooed across my throat. To be fair, he's always been crazy, but with the make-up and the wonderful costumes it seemed like he was just playing an outrageous character to entertain us. This is just straight up REAL TALK. Dude is fucking insane and he wants to send you his laundry. Capice?
