Stone Roses’ Ian Brown Says COVID Was “Planned,” Releases Anti-Lockdown Song
We regret to inform you that Ian Brown, frontman of the iconic Manchester band the Stone Roses, has apparently become a full-blown coronavirus truther. “NO LOCKDOWN NO TESTS NO TRACKS NO MASKS NO VAX #researchanddestroy,” he tweeted earlier this month, and that was just the tip of the iceberg: “So im a Conspiracy Theorist HA! a term invented by the lame stream media to discredit those who can smell and see through the government/media lies and propaganda #researchanddestroy.”
He goes on like this. “NOBODY IS NO F*CKER TO TELL YOU TO WEAR A MASK,” he added. “But IAN ‘wearing a mask in a pandemic is the correct and sensible thing to do!’ I agree.But what pandemic? #researchanddestroy #housearrest.” And then: “THE GREAT RESET the plandemic planned designed and executed to make us digital slaves #factchecker #researchanddestroy.” Just today, he tweeted again: “A survival rate of 99.9% and they are into our work life home life social life school life love life garden, back yard your body your wife and kids bodies AND THATS OK?”
He’s even released an anti-lockdown song, “Little Seed Big Tree,” which should slot in nicely next to Van Morrison’s in an extremely stupid and misinformed playlist. Sample lyrics: “State shakedown, mass breakdown/ Global orders, riding over borders/ Get behind your doors for the new world order/ Doctor Evil and his needle/ Doctor Evil with a masterplan/ A forced vaccine, like a bad dream/ They’ll plant a microchip, every woman, child and man/ A plan to chip us all, to have complete control/ The land, the sky, your soul.” Just wear a damn mask, Ian.