Lily Allen's new album West End Girl is not subtle in the slightest: "Duane Reade bag with the handles tied/ Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside," she sings on "Pussy Palace," evidently referring to her two-timing now-ex-husband's secret stash. You can listen to West End Girl in all the usual formats — streaming, vinyl, CDs — but now Allen is adding an equally un-subtle listening format to the rotation just in time for Christmas.
Today Allen's webstore launched pre-orders for a USB drive containing MP3s of West End Girl, and that USB drive happens to be shaped like a butt plug. It's available in "limited quantities," according to the website, which has had to put shoppers in a queue due to high demand. See for yourself below, and please note that the product is listed as "a novelty USB device intended for data storage only."
