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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Had A Baby

According to People, TomKat have procreated! We generally leave Hollywood gossip to the celeb blogs, but our rule is: if we can relate it to music, it's fair game. So you have your choice of Scientology songs: the musical stylings of L. Ron Hubbard (featuring John Travolta, Leif Garrett, and Frank Stallone!) OR ...

Leonard Cohen - "Famous Blue Raincoat" (MP3 Link Expired)

Now ... what to name the little one? Not Moses I'm guessing.

UPDATE: E! gives us the little girl's name: Suri. Her name means "princess" in Hebrew, "red rose" in Persian, and she's already been diagnosed with ADHD, poor thing.

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