The MW blog is helping you Pitchfork readers get your slosh on early on the morning with a fun-for-everyone drinking game! Ready? Grab yer drinks, pull up a review, and read these rules (thanks, Doc!):
If all but one of the reviews of the day are of bands you've never heard of, take a drink. If you've heard of none of them, take two. If the reviewer begins the review you're reading with a story that has essentially nothing to do with the record he or she is reviewing, take a drink. If the review starts with a question about whether the band in question can ever acheive popular success or implies that they've abandoned their fan base by acheiving popular success, take a drink. If the amount of time between the current album and the band's last album is mentioned within the first two paragraphs, take a drink. If the entire review is framed as some grand historical study of significance on the same level as a formal research paper on the Cold War, take a drink.
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