Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation’s Amanda Bynes
If you’ve been paying any attention to the important things happening in the world around you over the past couple of weeks, then you know that Amanda Bynes has been hitting just about every other car with her car and then blazing fat blunts. This week her car was impounded! By a judge! He was like, “Enough! Legally, enough.” It didn’t seem like a day could go by without there being some news story in which Amanda Bynes, once considered to be a prime candidate for Mitt Romney’s running mate in the 2012 election (that last part may or may not be true), was having some car trouble. Well, guess what, in reckless car accident fashion, one day you are in and the next day you are Lindsay Lohan. From Gawker:
A law enforcement source told the New York Daily News Lindsay was “driving in this freight area, going very slow,” while attempting to shoo people out of her way by “hitting her horn.” One man in his 30s didn’t get out of Lindsay’s way fast enough, and was hit in the knee. “He runs up to her, tells her she hit him,” the police source said. “They get out of the car, there’s some interaction with her, her entourage and the guy.”
TMZ says Lindsay and her crew continued on their way into the hotel while the victim phoned the cops. She was subsequently arrested on her way out for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor. Lindsay was booked and quickly released with a desk appearance ticket. Meanwhile, the victim was taken to the hospital to be treated for a very minor injury.
Oh brother. THESE LADIIIIIIES! They love driving so much, it’s nuts. “Lindsay/Amanda, you have had a couple of unfortunate run-ins with the law over the past couple of years. One thing I was thinking was that maybe you should just hire someone to drive you around. You can absolutely afford it, and that way you’re not sitting at the wheel of a 40,000 pound DEATH MACHINE at a moment when you seem particularly high strung and incapable of making rational decisions.” “GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE CAR I HAVE TO DRIVE THIS CAR!” Can we please just put the two of them into a demolition derby ring and sell tickets and put it on Pay-Per-View and give me a couple of million dollars because it was my idea and it’s a great idea? Thanks. Bye.