The good news is that Chrysler’s Super Bowl commercial makes your city look kind of cool. The bad news: not cool enough.
Yet plans to erect a public garden dedicated to Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope continue apace.
Good News: They are actually building it (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/17/us-robocob-statue-idUSTRE71G4FI20110217)
Bad News: They only had enough money to pay for the Robert John Burke version. (Sorry, Peter Weller.)
Since when is Robocop cool? What, is it 1987 already? I’d better get to first grade, the teacher will be looking for me.
One can only hope it looks like this:
Having Eminem in your commerical does not make your city look kinda cool. It just means your city is pro-douchebag. Now, if it had Taran Killiam playing Eminem, that would have been a different story.
pfft, like the mayor could stop us…
HAHAHAHAHA! He said “erect.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
UGH! Who is Eminem?! WTF is he doing in a Chrysler commercial?! Arcade Fire was robbed!!!
Every city needs a statue of a Peter Weller character. Who wants Buckaroo Bonzai and Naked Lunch?
We here in Cleveland are trying to decide between a Superman statue or a Howard the Duck statue because fuck Lebron James.
This has paved the way for me to lead my own charge to finally erect a statue of Uncle Buck in Edmonton.
This is so demeaning to Detroit. Fuck the Internet.
They should just build a real Robocop. Because it’s the future and they can now.
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