Um, WHY IS VERNE TROYER MAKING OUT WITH A BABY DOLL?

By Gabe Delahaye / January 23, 2009

Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I’m really at a loss on this one. I’ve seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually harassed Sugababes singer Mutya Buena before she left the show, BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH OF AN EXPLANATION. I feel like an Eyes Wide Shut druid should have at least had the decency to stand in front of this scene so that we wouldn’t be able to see what was happening. Who do you think those people were? Those were not just some ordinary people. If I told you their names- I’m not going to tell you their names- but if I did, I don’t think you’d sleep so well. COOLIO, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT CAMERA AND EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS?

In other news, Verne is the odds-on favorite to win the show. Team Verne! (Team Verne?) The prize, of course, is a lifetime of public humiliation and self-doubting regret.