Comments from Aaaaron

So Katie Holmes is relevant again? Oh boy.
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August 10, 2010 on Being White Is Hard: The Romantics Trailer
Even with eyes made of guacamole, Facetaco could see this was the end of the life he enjoyed so much. "Wow, three types of cheese!" said the little girl in awe as Keanu offered part of his lunch to her. "That is swanky!" "It's all yours," said Keanu, "if I can have some of your Go-Gurt..."
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July 29, 2010 on The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet
Yikes! Actually it wouldn't be TOO terrible if that necklace did get lost at the bottom of the ocean...
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July 28, 2010 on Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes
"Jack, can you draw me wearing this? Wearing ONLY this?"
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July 28, 2010 on Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes
Also, I figured out a quick and easy solution to stop people from getting eaten/licked by the toilet monster. You're welcome!
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July 20, 2010 on POLL: Which Of These Upcoming Asian Horror Movies Is More Hilarious?
To be fair, it's not the toilet that's evil, it's the poop-covered girl that lives INSIDE the toilet! Just wanted to be clear.
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July 20, 2010 on POLL: Which Of These Upcoming Asian Horror Movies Is More Hilarious?
I agree. While she said a bunch of stupid stuff, we have to realize she is just a child. People who are able to order Craiglists hookers to her home address are TOO OLD to be bullying.
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July 16, 2010 on You Dun Goofed Up
Umbrella holding is a coveted position facetaco! This umbrella holder went to Harvard! Jennifer Aniston's umbrella holder! That person must cry everyday... tears of joy, of course!
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July 16, 2010 on This Picture Of Chace Crawford Is The Funniest
What's to be mad about? The trailer did say it was "a new NIGHTMARE from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan." Even the trailer isn't trying to lie about how bad this is going to be.
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July 14, 2010 on So Just To Clarify: “From The Mind Of” Means “Garbage”, Right?
Daria is great. With all those episodes of The Hills that have melted our eyeballs, I think MTV owes us new Daria episodes for compensation.
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July 14, 2010 on The Return Of Beavis And Butthead
The way he stares you down at the end of the video is not only intimidating, but also strangely arousing... That key must unlock my heart! You win Old Spice!
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July 14, 2010 on Old Spice Guy Responds To Old Spice Guy, Internet Explodes
Really? That sounds more like something Roman Polanski would have in his wallet (gross, and sorry!)
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July 13, 2010 on Whoopi Goldberg FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence Regarding The Mel Gibson Rants
Another reason to hate Mondays. This guy knows what I'm talking about:
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July 12, 2010 on Audio Of Mel Gibson’s Racist Rant Available For People Who May Have Been On The Fence With The Whole “Mel Gibson Is A Nightmare” Thing
Is that his new movie that might star Gwyneth Paltrow? Now those pictures I saw of Gwyneth circulating around the internet completely make sense.
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July 2, 2010 on Goodbye, M. Night Shyamalan
I actually kind of envy the two Black Eyed Peas members that no one knows. I mean, sure, they have to live with the reputation of being "pointless accessories" in an already stupid music group, but it looks like they don't have to do anything. All they have to do is show up, and scoop up the leftover money that, and Fergie don't take for themselves, which is probably still in the millions, or at least thousands! It's basically like getting free money! I got a feeling (of jealousy).
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July 2, 2010 on What Should Be The Tagline For James Cameron’s 3D Black Eyed Peas Movie?
"What do you mean you don't like my proposal?!"
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July 2, 2010 on Mad Men Yourself
Why didn't they add the John Deere lawn mower in the upgrade? It really is the ultimate accessory.
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July 2, 2010 on Mad Men Yourself
Isn't that the adorable little boy from The Road? He was good in that! I would call him the male Dakota Fanning or something, but I wouldn't want to insult him, so I'll just say I'm happy he's getting a starring role! Also, using "From the Director of Cloverfield" to sell a movie is the equivalent of saying "From the mind of Diablo Cody." It just doesn't work.
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July 1, 2010 on Let The Right One In: Now With More Rock N’ Roll!
This commercial really appeals to me. I mean, who doesn't want to be told they're beautiful in cake form? No one, that's who!
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June 30, 2010 on Don Draper Really Nailed These Old Spice Ads
But it's so noisy! How is Spider-Man supposed to sneak up on his enemies when the noise will give away his location!??!
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June 30, 2010 on EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Spider-Man 4
"This is gross, and i shouldn't be watching this, but I'm going to watch it again and again until I can come up with a clever enough caption." - me
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June 29, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: German Soccer Manager Joachim Loew Picking His Nose During A Game
Oh Oprah! At this point in her career, she probably gets payed millions just when she pees... for ten minutes.
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June 29, 2010 on Who ISN’T On The Forbes Celebrity 100?
Well, that's a relief! It's nice to know there's a place on the internet where I can leave my thong behind.
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June 29, 2010 on Now You, Too, Can Have A Mom-Shaped Body!
Forget John Gosselin, didn't Gwyneth Paltrow just get diagnosed with some bone disease? That's the type of news we monsters feed on!
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June 29, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time
"You'll have a riot over our low, low prices!" (sorry)
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June 29, 2010 on The World’s Best G20 Protester
Burning police cars never look great, ESPECIALLY in a Michael Bay film. But seriously, I agree Asa, scariest weekend ever. Oh well, at least Bell Canada got some ideas for their new ad campaign:
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June 29, 2010 on The World’s Best G20 Protester
Even if you're not a Harry Potter fan, this movie looks good enough to see anyways. What else are you gonna see in November? Grown-Ups 2, or something? Gross!
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June 29, 2010 on Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Is Our Generation’s Bethenny Getting Married?
I don't know why, but this line specifically really made me laugh:
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June 28, 2010 on Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck’s The Overton Window
Oh jeez, not only did they make another one of these movies, but they added Jessica Alba to the cast! "I know, I know, I'm terrible, but I can't stop!" - Hollywood
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June 25, 2010 on Meet The Little Fockers, Or Don’t, Who Cares
Actually, to narrow it down even more, it's the one where you can really tell he has an Austrian accent.
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June 23, 2010 on Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where…