Ambrose Bierce

Comments from ambrose bierce

If Madison doesn’t make you go “AWWWW,” then you have no heart. If Madison makes you draw comparisons to Honey Boo Boo, you have no brain.

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October 22, 2012 on Time To Get That Fall Look

Whoops, r-joke. Better boycott humor that makes light of it. Sorry AR, we at Videogum will miss you.

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July 17, 2012 on The Videogum Louis C.K. Promise: Louis C.K. On The Daily Show

“He does this every week. I think his name is Gabe.”

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May 22, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo

Ann is technically the Public Health Public Relations Director, which is still unbelievable because she is a RN. Employees of Public Health departments, especially people in directorship positions–even PR, usually hold at least an MPH if not a MD. She’s clearly a product of cronyism, reinforcing my stance that Knope is corrupt and unfit to sit on the Council.

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April 20, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

I see your Jose and raise you an Arsene.

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April 19, 2012 on Do We Really Have To Talk About “Hot Problems”?

Come on Tiffany, that’s not really fair. It’s increasingly difficult to compare the two, both are pretty great.

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April 10, 2012 on Aesop Rock – “Zero Dark Thirty”

I think the question that we’re all missing here is: What is a street vendor called “Sushi Roll” doing in the heat of Mexico City? More importantly, would you eat Mexico City’s “Sushi Roll” sushi?

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March 30, 2012 on A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends

That photo of Obama and the guy from Entourage made me immediately think they were going to do this:

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March 19, 2012 on BREAKING ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE NEWS: BARACK OBAMA TO CAMEO!

I thought he was quite charming really.

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March 16, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I believe that we, the ad-clickers on this website and thus the revenue generators, should demand that Gabe be sent on more expeditions in similar fashion to The One Where I Took the TMZ Tour of Hollywood as these are some of the best writing done in the history of this site. Recalling the entry in which Joe Mande attends the Brokencyde concert in New Jersey, these experiences enrich us readers’ lives deeply without putting us in the line of fire; a lot like Shark Week. Therefore, I wish to initiate a petition to send Gabe, Kelly, or even Joe (in a volunteer role) to some sort of terrible thing or another once a month. All those in favor, give an upvote!

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March 16, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Sorry everyone, Gabe just beached over a thousand poor dolphins in Brazil. How sad.

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March 9, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Meh. The soundtrack for this video should be Ok Stop.

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March 9, 2012 on The Only Rube Goldberg Machine Video We Need

Bravo sir! If that doesn’t make it to the Monsters’ Ball then a thousand dolphins will wash up on shore and it will all be Gabe’s fault.

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March 9, 2012 on What’s Wrong, Dolphins?

Fozzie Friday

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March 8, 2012 on Who Should Lindsay Lohan Play In The Muppet Movie?

Felt Girls

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March 8, 2012 on Who Should Lindsay Lohan Play In The Muppet Movie?

So this is the kind of shit white people do at weddings?

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March 5, 2012 on Monday Afternoon Dance Break!

Indeed, and there was another scene where Rawls picks up a pornographic magazine from Landsman’s desk (Landsman loved food and porn) and browses through it, eventually scoffing at it and rolling his eyes. Also, note all of the homophobic slurs that Rawls perpetually abuses his subordinates with throughout the series. #superfantoo

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March 1, 2012 on Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop

Yeah, Gabe is four years late (http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/jan/14/obama-gloves-off/), Obama was just recycling the statement on a Bill Simmons podcast released yesterday. Stop sleeping Gabe!

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March 1, 2012 on Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop