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this shit is boring. and not in the good sense. i was extremely annoyed about a minute into the song. i'm not trolling. i like sound of silver.
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March 29, 2010 on LCD Soundsystem – “Drunk Girls”
Well, this is going to be a good day. And year. {presses play again, sinks in to happiness and awe.}
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March 11, 2010 on National Debut “Terrible Love” On Fallon
'it's a wonderful life" turned into my favorite record of his the last few years. i broke my stereo listening to "piano fire" and punching my dashboard and hurting my hand because i was so happy. i hope mark knew the things he did for people. very sad news, can't say enough about him. RIP.
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March 10, 2010 on R.I.P. Mark Linkous
IF YOU DON"T CARE THEN WHY DID YOU REPLY? TWO WAY MONOLOGUE IS THE BEST!
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January 7, 2010 on Pitchfork’s Top 100 Songs Of 2009
dood I made six albums this year ALSO YOU LIKE SONDRE LERCHE AND SUFJAN STEVENS!?!?!?!? CAN WE BE FRIENDSTER FRIENDS? MAYBE YOUD LIKE TO LISTEN TO THE BRIGHT EYES CD'S YOU LOVED IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT I ALSO LOVED THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW UNDERAPPRECIATED MINERAL IS! MAYBE YOU CAN PLAY THE TAM BOU ON MY LIVE ALBUM IN YOUR KITCHEN!?!?!?!?!
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January 7, 2010 on Pitchfork’s Top 100 Songs Of 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. mmp and veckatimest both put me to sleep. WHEN DID INDIE REFER TO PUSSIES AFRAID OF AMPS!?!?!?
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December 19, 2009 on Pitchfork’s Top 100 Songs Of 2009
You know what feels good? Watching my friends pay 200 bucks for central park tickets when I told them they'd come to Washington first. OH IT FEELS GOOD!
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November 9, 2009 on Pavement Headline Sasquatch! 2010
"I think they all come from the Northwest coast anyway. Maybe everybody from that area sings the same and makes electronic music." ARE YOU FROM THE NORTHEAST COAST!?!?!?! DO YOU SING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ON THE NORTHEAST COAST AND PLAY FOLK MUSIC????? MAYBEE WE CAN MAKE A RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk try head first this time!
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November 9, 2009 on Owl City Pretty Much Admit Ripping Off Postal Service
I always think that. I always...always...think that.
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October 8, 2009 on Pitchfork’s 20 Greatest Albums Of The ’00s
STABBING BRAIN WHY IS KID A NOT ON HERE WHATHEFUCK OH WAIT ITS JUST A STUPID MAGAZINE I HAVE NEVER heard of AND I REALLY DONT CARE BACK TO REAL LIFE BANANAS AND MASTURBATING!
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October 8, 2009 on Uncut’s Top 20 Albums Of The ’00s
I argue about stuff on the internet. I feel like that it is a pretty productive use of my time. Don't you?
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June 1, 2009 on Wavves’ Meltdown In Spain (And Apology)
I saw them in Olympia a couple months ago. Worst fucking show I have ever been to. I just about asked for my money back, but I didn't want to waste anymore time listening to a guy half as talented as anyone I ever hung out with in high school who smoked weed, played shitty guitar and thought they were funny. I can't hate them wore. Fuuck Wavves.
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May 29, 2009 on Wavves’ Meltdown In Spain (And Apology)
Bell Orchestre side projects actually.
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May 21, 2009 on Mastodon Frighten Letterman
I know what you mean man, I met my wife at that YouTube performance. I drove hours with my buddies just to get there. To YouTube.
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May 21, 2009 on New Modest Mouse – “Guilty Cocker Spaniels” (Stereogum Premiere)
This list is hundred percent totally on the mark in every seeable fashion... if you have sex with animals.
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May 7, 2009 on Clash’s 50 Greatest Albums Of The Last 5 Years
Totally. I didn't even finish Darjeeling. Stuff was terrible. I just kept on snorting pills and passed out. Much more positive experience.
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April 20, 2009 on Will Oldham Has Beef With Wes Anderson, Apparently?
When the fan passes ( which is incredibly sad,) Chris Cornell will officially have no fans.
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April 15, 2009 on Chris Cornell Writes Song With Ill Fan
At least Oldham doesn't pass off daddy issues and slow motion Brit-pop as art. In closing, APPLEJACKS!
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April 15, 2009 on Will Oldham Has Beef With Wes Anderson, Apparently?
I would've liked to hear Kim Carnes instead. This woman sounds like a dying Irishman.
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April 2, 2009 on Marianne Faithfull Covers The Decemberists On Letterman
well it was terrible, but at least it was FAITHFUL!
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April 2, 2009 on Marianne Faithfull Covers The Decemberists On Letterman
I became impressed when I saw Michigan, Milk Man, Alligator, Wild Love, The right choices for these artists. Illinois, Apple O, Boxer, Knock Knock are all more popular but weaker albums. Neutral Milk Hotel sucks forever. And Ariel Pink is the one doing the sucking. +3 points for not blowing this one too hard Amazon. And yes, Neutral Milk Hotel sucks forever. Fucking crap music.
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March 31, 2009 on Amazon’s 100 Greatest Indie Rock Albums Of All Time
This is awful....maybe I'll grow to love it like I did the original. Wait a minute, no I won't. {Goes back to masturbating and listening to Godspeed.}
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March 27, 2009 on The Killers Cover Bright Eyes
Alone in my room I feel such warmth for the community.
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March 27, 2009 on New Bill Callahan – “Eid Ma Clack Shaw”
Guess what? They willl never be as good as they used to be. What makes you think they're interested in recreating music from ten years ago? Even if Issac Brock in his usual drunken stupor wants to come down through your ceiling at night, with your sheets pulled up close to your face, and he actually DOES start making that kind of music again, which I am sure is his ultimate interest, you'll probably just ask him to play Bankrupt on Selling. ANYWAY maybe MALAKAMUS and PAVEMENT will reunite when they hear the news Brock is going to just redo Lonesome Crowded West. PAVEMENT! FOR A ONE NIGHT ONLY SHOW IN YOUR BEDROOM! My non ridiculous rebuttal: Stop liviing in the past. Embrace the future., maybe stop masturbating to ticket stubs from 1998. Give the new stuff a chance for what it is. You may even like it. I'm sure you'd be complaining if they were just writing the same kind of stuff on Lonesome for the last ten years. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN THE BAND AND WRITE FOR HIM??!?!?!? IT COULD BE SO HARD AND PROGRESSIVE! YOU COULD RENAME THE BAND COCKY RAT! IT COULD BE CRAZIER THAN JEREMIAH! And for that intelligent rebuttal: MALKAMUS! p.s. I grew up in Seattle the same time as you. I know your type. And for the record: Good News blows dogs for quarters. We Were Dead isn't bad at all. Spitting Venom slays. And yes, it sounds ridic like Trailer Trash. It's amazing how smart people can be such idiots. P.S. PAVEMENT REUNITED JUST FOR YOU MALAKAMUS IS ON THE PHONE, HE WANTS TO TELL YOU HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
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March 22, 2009 on Modest Mouse Shed “Satellite Skin” On Letterman
Also, I heard Veckatimest is so good, that it will swoop down from space like Superman and cure cancer AND aids in one fell swoop. And maybe even make girls like you/look at you.
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March 17, 2009 on New Grizzly Bear – “Cheerleader”
I totally didn't like this song in the first 3 seconds. If that buzz persists, and was deliberate....what the hell?
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March 17, 2009 on New Grizzly Bear – “Cheerleader”