Apartment Tiger

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Also would have accepted: a bunch of scientists in Antarctica find a dog!
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October 29, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Non-Scary Scary Movie Plot Synopses!
"So I'm just out on a normal Tuesday morning, eating some herring and thinking about doing some jumps or whatever, and I see these two of those land idiots floating around on those stupid boards, only this time they have like a shiny rock and a big metal bucket or something. Stupid, but normal human stupid, right? Except literally 2 feet under these geniuses is one of those huge mindless eating machine fish, just staring at them. These two are basically stuffing themselves into the thing. So I zip over there and tell the big fish to fuck off while the two clowns just keep doing their seal imitations like it aint no thing. How the fuck do those things survive?"
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October 25, 2013 on Don’t Go In The Water
Poor Norwegian guy. Plus he has the indignity of having his tragic back story featured in the hacky, CGI'd remake/prequel the Thing that no one asked for.
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October 17, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing
my favorite the Thing was when Childs is the Thing at the end but the movie just ends with him & MacReady staring at each other
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October 17, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing
As of right now, the Breaking Bad thread has almost 200 comments and this thread has 8. Sometimes there is justice in the world. (assuming justice = the number of blog comments a tv show gets, I suppose)
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September 16, 2013 on The Newsroom S02E09: Election Night (Part 2)
Oh Stephen King, never change your ways of having cool ideas and then no idea how to wrap them up.
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July 2, 2013 on SPOILER ALERT: The Characters In Under The Dome Are Still Trapped Under The Dome
Virtual legos as seen from the perspective of a solitary lego person, alone in a vast and (at best) uncaring world. There is no objective. You can build stuff and keep safe from the random spiders and skeletons and exploding grass monsters that appear at night, but eventually you are going to go into the wrong cave and fall into a lava pit or something and then you just respawn right back where you started.
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July 1, 2013 on For Once And For All: What In The Hell Is Minecraft?
Also he had the brass balls to sue a journalist for defamation for calling Snyder greedy just because Snyder had been caught reselling bags of expired peanuts from a defunct airline to fans at games. Actually everyone should read this because it is hilarious and because Snyder, who owns a team called THE REDSKINS, would claim that the scribbley devil beard & horns picture on this article was evidence of anti-semitism. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/
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June 18, 2013 on Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)?
Come on the franchise is so progressive now! They made his secretary black, lets just give them a pass.
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June 18, 2013 on Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)?
On a related note, we still have professional sports franchises called "The Redskins" and "The Indians" and people go crazy if you suggest that, hey maybe those are ridiculously awful names for things. This Johnny Depp things is weird and off putting because it is happening in a context that we aren't used to, but in the sports world (which is a big part of our culture) this shit is going on every single day.
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June 18, 2013 on Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)?
They make it clear pretty early on this week that our man the Blackfish escaped and is free to continue roaming about the countryside, refusing to marry and enjoying the company of other men.
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June 10, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread
Read the new book if only to get introduced to the North's fattest, most metal instrument of vengeance: Wyman Manderly.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
Yeah, I'd be careful of Gabe too. Where Arya has faceless men, he has lawnmower men at his disposal.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
I watch the show with a bunch of folks who aren't grade-A-read-the-books-before-they-announced-the-show-turbonerds like me, and I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders now that this has happened and I don't need to worry that I'm going to spoil it on accident for someone.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
How dare you besmirch the honor of my darling Blackfish.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
You can say "no offense, Mad Men" all you want, but just know that Matthew Weiner is now launching an intricate plot that is going to see you and your entire family gruesomely murdered at, like, a fourth of july picnic.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
back in s2 I think Tyrion and Cersei had a talk about it, very similar to the "who tried to have me killed" convo they had a few weeks ago.
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May 13, 2013 on Let’s Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though
amy wins the race to respond correctly again! Littlefinger was a shitty nickname that he co-opted. So while geniuses like Edmure are patting themselves on the back about giving him a nickname that suggests he has a small dick, he is killing everyone.
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May 13, 2013 on Let’s Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though
Well now I'm worried about Chris Pontius. At least with Bam we know he has a loving family. The only thing I know for sure Pontius had in his life was a black thong and a bow tie.
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March 12, 2013 on I’m Worried About Bam Margera, You Guys
Can you imagine how impressed the other criminals are going to be? "How'd you get caught?" "Oh, my old lady called the cops on me while I was sleeping one off. You?" "I got taken down by the mother f'ing BATMAN."
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March 4, 2013 on Are You The East Yorkshire Batman?