ashleigh

Comments from ashleigh

it has been so long since i was able to read/comment. this is so sad. tears all around. you are all such funny lovely folks.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
courtney stodden will play a child with caring parents who do not prostitute her out to an older gentleman for all the monies.
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August 23, 2013 on Casting The Reality Bites NBC Show
there's no way this can go wrong. (as far as i am concerned coming to america was his last movie ever.) it would be a great opportunity for him to come out of seclusion.
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August 23, 2013 on Casting The Reality Bites NBC Show
richard simmons is one of those people that it seems to be fine to make fun of (because obviously) but he just wants to help the ladies lose the weight with a smile and for that i commend him. you work that wig richard. keep on keepin' on.
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August 23, 2013 on Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video
this is hands down rupauls best wig. i love the fly to the side look.
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August 23, 2013 on Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video
and the third. they are all equally hilarious. the marlon brando gif in the second review was a+. he was one sexy fellow in his day.
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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!
if he wasn't so short aziz would totally be on my laminated list of celebrities i have permission to have sex with.
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August 23, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
" if i ever, ever ever have to hear/read the words 'inner goddess' again, i'm going to construct a pyre out of tampons and maxi pads, light it, and toss unsuspecting women into it." this is the best line in a book review ever.
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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!
and yet i can't get anyone to buy my socialist rant leaflets on the evils of capitalism and the white man. this world is kind of the worst.
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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!
ahh, so then my dismissal of it as misogynist crap disguised as literature was well founded. good.
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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!
now i know everything i need to know about this book i never wanted to know about!
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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!
didn't i read somewhere that it was a twilight fan fiction? i feel like somehow i learned this and i decided never to pay attention to it again. spoiler, ashleigh hates fan fiction of poorly written books about savin' it.
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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!
but in all seriousness, i don't think ryan gosling eats cheese with his egg after a kale smoothie. the cheese completely cancels out the protein filled healthiness of the smoothie kelly. let's be realistic.
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August 22, 2013 on If Bob Filner Were Ryan Gosling
it's almost like the state of california doesn't really know how to manage finances that well...
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August 22, 2013 on R.I.P. The (500) Days Of Summer Bench
i bet you got to the part that i spoiled for my friend. it is sad :(
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i feel like the roosevelt's were a pretty amazing couple. all the old folks i know (like older than my abuelo, he fought in vietnam and was active in the chican@ rights movement so j.f.k. is his favorite president, it could also be the catholic thing that attracted him to kennedy, not really sure) tend to count f.d.r. as the best president ever and i think they are onto something. he and his wife are a great example of what people should strive to be, even today.
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i feel you on that. skipping a day of the routine (or changing it because of some reason) can mess up my whole body. i am a creature of habit gosh darn it. i need to keep this up if i want to be the finest me possible. (also, i love the frase "dewy tolkien elves!" it is not the standard of beauty i would have chosen, but it is perfect nonetheless.)
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
can you link me to your book so that i may find a copy? also, i always find racism where others don't. but it's always the non folks of color that are telling me something isn't racist. i tend to think if someone feels that someone has been racist to them [and they are a person of color, i really don't feel it so much when white folks are like "reverse racism" (which is not even really a thing) and they complain about how hard it is to be white in today's america)] then they are probably right. it is not up to the oppressor to define the experience of the victim. that is not how this works.
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i agree. no argument here. although, meth heads in general are not the sweetest. i am from albuquerque (meth is not as fun in reality as it is in hollywood, go figure). they can be manipulative and mean and completely without conscience when they are using (but so can the majority of addicts, so maybe i should say drug addicts are not the sweetest).
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i have friends who do not work out and they still look awesome. it really messes with my mind. i have to intensely work out if i want to maintain a moderate figure. and i have to eat less and whatnot, it is so annoying. (luckily this is something that has always plagued me. i also have friends who were skinny and adorable in high school and for that reason they never had to work out so they didn't learn how to do it right. now they are adults and they gain weight and it makes me feel better that at least this is not something that just popped out. i know how to be healthy, it just takes a lot of effort.)
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
talk to kelly about jesse. also, i ruined season two of breaking bad for my friend yesterday. i did not know she was just watching (rather than re-watching like the rest of us normal folks have to do before we start a new season, am i right?) and i spoiled it. i suck.
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
my dad also eats "bacaroni & cheeseburger." his heart is healthy, but his diabetes is not so much.
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
this seems like a worthwhile investment.
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
humans do tend to put on weight in the wintertime, much like our bear counterparts...
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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i want some freshly picked vegetables! my tomatoes are still green so methinks i will not be picking them anytime soon.
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August 14, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
marry lex luther (for the money, obviously), f**k batman (because he is moody and i bet he is really active in the sack), and kill superman (because lame is lame).
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August 14, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i legit have not stayed in the place for more than a year in the past eight years. some of it has been involuntary and some of it voluntary. but i enjoy starting a new and pretending to be "put together ashleigh" or "party child ashleigh." who wants to stay the same all the time.
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August 14, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i just wish that i could have faith in something again. i remember when i used to believe in activism and thought that i could change the system and really have an impact. i don't know why i am feeling so disheartened as of late. i think that you can do amazing things if you work hard enough. but what am i supposed to do? i have to pay sallie mae. i have to pay hospital bills. i have to actually have money to live. there is only so much you can do without anything. resources are essential to start any sort of program that addresses the issues i want to address. and i have none. it is frustrating to because i can't seem to make anyone in my life understand. my parents wonder why i haven't done anything with my degree, and my mom wonders why i don't start law school, as if that is a catch all to my problems. but that is another 300,000 dollars in debt that i am not eager to take on. my healthcare lapsed this year and i owe medical bills because i haven't been diligent about getting a new plan (also, i am broke so i have to enter the statewide low income medical pool which is a real hoot). i just...sometimes i want to sleep all day and ignore everything (most of the time). sorry to be such a downer. i feel like this might be legitimate depression, which i don't have coverage for! ahhh. fun times.
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August 14, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?