ashleigh

Comments from ashleigh

it has been so long since i was able to read/comment. this is so sad. tears all around. you are all such funny lovely folks.

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

courtney stodden will play a child with caring parents who do not prostitute her out to an older gentleman for all the monies.

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August 23, 2013 on Casting The Reality Bites NBC Show

there’s no way this can go wrong. (as far as i am concerned coming to america was his last movie ever.) it would be a great opportunity for him to come out of seclusion.

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August 23, 2013 on Casting The Reality Bites NBC Show

richard simmons is one of those people that it seems to be fine to make fun of (because obviously) but he just wants to help the ladies lose the weight with a smile and for that i commend him. you work that wig richard. keep on keepin’ on.

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August 23, 2013 on Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video

this is hands down rupauls best wig. i love the fly to the side look.

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August 23, 2013 on Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video

and the third. they are all equally hilarious. the marlon brando gif in the second review was a+. he was one sexy fellow in his day.

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

if he wasn’t so short aziz would totally be on my laminated list of celebrities i have permission to have sex with.

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August 23, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

” if i ever, ever ever have to hear/read the words ‘inner goddess’ again, i’m going to construct a pyre out of tampons and maxi pads, light it, and toss unsuspecting women into it.”

this is the best line in a book review ever.

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

and yet i can’t get anyone to buy my socialist rant leaflets on the evils of capitalism and the white man. this world is kind of the worst.

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

ahh, so then my dismissal of it as misogynist crap disguised as literature was well founded. good.

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

now i know everything i need to know about this book i never wanted to know about!

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

didn’t i read somewhere that it was a twilight fan fiction? i feel like somehow i learned this and i decided never to pay attention to it again. spoiler, ashleigh hates fan fiction of poorly written books about savin’ it.

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

she’s pretty.

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August 23, 2013 on Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?!

but in all seriousness, i don’t think ryan gosling eats cheese with his egg after a kale smoothie. the cheese completely cancels out the protein filled healthiness of the smoothie kelly. let’s be realistic.

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August 22, 2013 on If Bob Filner Were Ryan Gosling

you mad?

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August 22, 2013 on If Bob Filner Were Ryan Gosling

it’s almost like the state of california doesn’t really know how to manage finances that well…

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August 22, 2013 on R.I.P. The (500) Days Of Summer Bench

i bet you got to the part that i spoiled for my friend. it is sad :(

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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

i feel like the roosevelt’s were a pretty amazing couple. all the old folks i know (like older than my abuelo, he fought in vietnam and was active in the chican@ rights movement so j.f.k. is his favorite president, it could also be the catholic thing that attracted him to kennedy, not really sure) tend to count f.d.r. as the best president ever and i think they are onto something. he and his wife are a great example of what people should strive to be, even today.

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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

i feel you on that. skipping a day of the routine (or changing it because of some reason) can mess up my whole body. i am a creature of habit gosh darn it. i need to keep this up if i want to be the finest me possible. (also, i love the frase “dewy tolkien elves!” it is not the standard of beauty i would have chosen, but it is perfect nonetheless.)

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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

can you link me to your book so that i may find a copy? also, i always find racism where others don’t. but it’s always the non folks of color that are telling me something isn’t racist. i tend to think if someone feels that someone has been racist to them [and they are a person of color, i really don’t feel it so much when white folks are like “reverse racism” (which is not even really a thing) and they complain about how hard it is to be white in today’s america)] then they are probably right. it is not up to the oppressor to define the experience of the victim. that is not how this works.

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August 21, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?