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Also, this is the chance to finally produce a real-life version of that Geico Tiny House commercial. I still want Tiny House to exist. "See what happens when 7 strangers move into a house that was built TOO SMALL!"
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November 13, 2013 on The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion
Bad Girls Club moves in. They won't know what hit 'em - literally!
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November 13, 2013 on The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion
Can HGTV please pick up this show? Especially if they clone John Gidding x6 and he lives in each house? Hubba hubba! Meow! Woof! Mooo!
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November 13, 2013 on The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion
I'm going to avoid a jerky suggestion like, "Why Does Everyone Love This Show So Much, No Seriously, Why?"
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October 31, 2013 on What Should The How I Met Your Mother Spinoff Be Called, Other Than How I Met Your Father?
The Wolverine and I My Fair Wolverine Wolverine Express (on roller skates!) Oh! Claw-cutta! (too old?) Wick-claw (Wolverine replaces Elphaba, obvs)
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August 14, 2013 on How Much Would You Have To Be Paid To Be Wolverine For A Few Years?
A "gaybie" is a gay couple's baby. Fun fact.
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June 28, 2013 on Slow News Day Or Slowest News Day?
And Southern folksisms - "I is who I is and ain't nobody gonna change that!"
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June 26, 2013 on Paula Deen Refuses To Rest Her Case
This is worse news than when I found out the "Tiny House" previews were really a Geico commercial! "There love was built to last, but their house was built TOO SMALL!"
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May 29, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
My fave part of A.J. Clemente appearing on the Today show was when Matt let him do the outro segment and A.J. could barely read the teleprompter and didn't look into the correct camera. "Up... next, um, People's.... pick? ...for the...." Granted, it looks like they didn't prep him at all for that, but it really made him look like a buffoon.
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April 24, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
My favorite part is this line "It’s there that the four players who have remained in the game the longest will ACTUALLY LIVE and continue to play..." (emphasis mine) because if you read it the right way, it implies that the other players will be killed. Hunger Games + Trivial Pursuit = ratings gold, baby!
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April 24, 2013 on The Million Second Quiz Is The Natural Next Step In Reality Game Show Social Media Surveillance Torture
I'll take that as a hint that you won't be up-voting me :-(
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April 19, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Uhhhh, not to be a jerk, but the real-life Simpsons opening segment came out 5-6 years ago. I have a fascinating dancing banana video for you with a song about peanut butter and jelly as well...
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April 19, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Wait, what is this even FROM? Why did Gawker need a shirtless pic like that?
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April 19, 2013 on The 2013 MTV Movie Awards
The worst job would be a performing elephant, because apparently THEY SHOOT YOU IN TUPELO: http://www.today.com/pets/32k-reward-offered-circus-elephant-shooting-1C9322050 Debra Downer, reporting to work.
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April 12, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I'm really sorry, but Billy's intro to the Pink section was wayyyyy too long. It wasn't funny and just dragged on forever. The Pink/Meryl Streep game was great, but my fave is still Full of Shame/Never Their Name. I learned so much from it! Billy on the Street is still fantastic, but the opening to the Pink section was a snooze-fest.
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March 1, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I've stopped watching The Middle completely because of Patricia Heaton's awful tweet/beliefs, but feel like I'm not missing out on anything. Every episode was fine, but the exact same plotlines: 1) Family is poor and trying to make ends meet (haha, how ironic for a conservative star) 2) Mom wants to be a perfect family and things go terribly wrong. Hijinks ensue! WE GET IT - you're a poor family that can't get anything right!
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March 1, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
You'll gag on the fishiness of it all when she sissies that walk. (Seriously though, they're just making up new vocab words to screw with us now, right?)
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February 21, 2013 on What Is Your Wicked: The Movie Dream Cast?!
Shalom to that! Although he kind of just looks like a skinnier Mario Cantone? Also love how the Mayor of Atlanta has nothing better to do than appear in little boys' rap videos. Okay.
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February 21, 2013 on Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah Save The Date Rap Video (Oh Boy)
There was a gratuitous amount of people just falling into a big hole. I stand by my ruling!
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January 31, 2013 on Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors!
Don't forget to ask for a special chair for your doll. Yes, that's a thing. Yes, I'm ashamed to know that.
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January 31, 2013 on The First Official Barbie Cafe Has Opened, FUCKING FINALLY
Parks and Recreation: Ice cream that doesn't taste very good at all for the first few bites, but you quickly forget about that and it gets really good and sometimes it's so sweet that you tear up a bit, but in a good way.
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January 29, 2013 on Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors!
I was waiting for the wolverine to eat his face off at the end. It's a pet or something? WTF?
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January 9, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
This has always bothered me too! Ever since I had to read Franny and Zooey for a Buddhism class.
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January 9, 2013 on Zooey Deschanel Finally Breaks Her Legendary Silence On Her Name
Followed by: Behind Oprah Does OWN: Find out how the crew documents Oprah as she tries to come up with new unscripted series for her network, OWN. (Seriously though, that show where they followed around her poor staff doing the last season of the Oprah show was fascinating. They are all so scared, all the time!)
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January 7, 2013 on Some More Ideas For Unscripted OWN Series
Also, no exercise, smiling, sleeping, coughing, blinking, or laughing. That should do the trick!
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January 2, 2013 on New Year, New Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook!
My prescription is to stop eating!
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January 2, 2013 on New Year, New Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook!
Bart Bass is a silver fox!
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November 29, 2012 on Who Is Television’s Handsomest Dad?
Taste the bloody, toothy rainbow.
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November 29, 2012 on How To Eat An Ear Of Corn In 10 Seconds