Comments from benjamin

Maybe it's just me, but this interview proves something I long suspected: Nicolas Cage is a national treasure. (Woof, so sorry)
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April 5, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Is The New Terrence Howard
Bieber seems more appropriate for the sequel, E-Trade Talking Baby 2: Baby Silkwood. Cher, can reprise her role.
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March 30, 2010 on Who Should Star In The E-Trade Talking Baby Movie?
I'm just glad to know I'm not the only one who appreciates the delicate scent of a geriatric streetwalker. Solidarity in numbers, ladyfriend!
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January 7, 2010 on That’s Your Perfume: White Diamond Perfume
Ah, the sanctity of marriage. Alive, well, and now a part of your live feed.
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December 2, 2009 on That’s Your Husband: Guy Who Twitters/Facebooks At The Altar
First Lindsay, and now no more Man Style? You are tearing me apart, Videogum!!!
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July 29, 2009 on Blade’s Edge: The Gabe And Max Story
You can't go back in time to kill comments.
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July 24, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
After a minute or so, the no-pants thing becomes old hat to me. It's his nipple hair that I find so transfixing.
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July 16, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Daniel Beddingfield Wedding Proposal Guy
So they'll get upset by this totally terrible idea, but Inglourious Basterds gets a free pass? Because Brad Pitt wants his Nahtzee scowlps, and then they kill Hitler (even though we know that killing Hitler is something you can't do)? Shenanigans, Germans. Go back to doing something you're good at, like making cars. Or sausages.
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July 6, 2009 on Relax, Jews, Everyone Thinks The Britney Spears Holocaust Movie Is A Bad Idea
While I remain thoroughly impressed at his ability to act like some sort of clothing black hole (really, where do they go???), I must admit that I was disappointed that he didn't attempt to shove the car up his butt. Great performers are nothing if not consistent in their act, am I right?
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July 2, 2009 on This Kid Has A Bright Future In World’s Best Freakouts
Well, at least Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is more family friendly (though infinitely less accurate) than the working title, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Gunz 2 Face.
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June 30, 2009 on This Could Be Alvin And The Chipmunks 2’s Oscar Year
Not even having the entire cast get "Mercury Poisoning" (that means a chronic case of lazy-assholitis, yes?) would make this show remotely compelling. I'd rather deprive myself of oxygen for 30-minutes than watch an episode, which I incidentally suspect would cause far less brain damage.
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June 30, 2009 on An Open Letter From The Cast And Crew Of Entourage
Looks like she's gonna need a bigger server. *sniffle*
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
To That's Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend, the innumerable cute-animal videos, and all the wonderful curios of the internet that you brought to us, Lindsay. All of us here that followed Videogum will most certainly miss your presence, but it's comforting to know that you're just a single bookmark away.
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
Between Lindsay's impending departure from Videogum and this unfortunately timed (yet nevertheless still terrible) video, it's safe to say that today's the day the LOL died. Hold us, Gabe; it's getting so very dark.
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June 26, 2009 on Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime
She's totally rocking my face off with her response, but you just know Perez Hilton's probably going to break his blog hand from all the penises and cum dribbles he'll be angrily drawing on her pictures.
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June 23, 2009 on Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World
Sweet mercy was I not prepared for her wig! That thing looks like someone fed Kate Gosselin's hair after midnight.
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June 23, 2009 on All About Steve, Or There’s Something Crazy About Mary
An 11-year-old advocating for more school? That girl needs to thank her stars it's summer vacation and better hope her peers have the memory of a goldfish. Otherwise she's going to be on everybody's shit list come this fall. Then again, I bet she already is.
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June 23, 2009 on Fox And Friends Pays Children To Fight On TV
If loving your icon is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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June 22, 2009 on World’s Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic
I know that Women's Lib 101 taught me that rape eyes are never appropriate, but that impressive display of no shirt power is the exception to the rule. And by "display of no shirt power," I mean that man's fuck me handles.
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June 22, 2009 on True Blood: Vampires Be Shoppin’!
I had to down vote myself because my spelling errors make me :(
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June 22, 2009 on You Look Like A Little Black Boy
That perm does not suit anyone, lady. Quite telling lies, lie teller!
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June 22, 2009 on You Look Like A Little Black Boy
I woke up this morning with this feeling that today was going to be a good day. This video is that reason. Also, this kid deserves props for stripping so while wrapped in a blanket. Even Nomi Malone didn't have such skill, and that bitch burns when she dances.
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June 22, 2009 on World’s Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic
Ever since she refused his flower, Megan Fox has seriously let herself go.
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June 19, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Wait, why're they only partially wearing their shirts? Is partially wearing your shirt the new thing? Damnit, I'll never be that hip!
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June 19, 2009 on Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit
Yuck. RiffTrax for The Room simply shouldn't exist. You can't improve on perfection. Duh.
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June 18, 2009 on Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room
I really hope it's Kelsey Grammer singing the Frasier theme song. It gives a whole new spin on the phrase "tossed salad and scrambled eggs."
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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase
This sort of crazy is nothing short of profound. :(, but profound. I can only hope that she and the cyberstalking costume shop owner become internet besties. And I think we need a mash-up as well. Make it happen, internet!
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June 18, 2009 on Nobody, Not Even Oregon, Can Keep This Woman Away From Bunnies
I guess Keyboard Cat is not one of her fans.
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June 17, 2009 on Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit