This just seems like an elaborate joke on the part of Greg Daniels to see just how big Craig Robinson will balloon to if he keeps getting paid to be on a TV show.
Forget!?! I'll be first in line!
I love the book so much and this movie looks like an epic disaster of nightmare diarrhea proportions.
Still...I'll be first in line.
If there was a graph of smugness over time I bet that there would be a red line (o'rielly) that starts really high up on the graph and kind of goes along parallel to the x access for the most part and then the blue line (stewart) would start somewhere in the middle (because let's be honest you need to be a little smug to get on tv) and it would scoot along for a bit while slowly rising as it moves to the right, then all of a sudden (right around 2008) it would skyrocket past the red line and break the ceiling of the graph where it would live forever in a cloud of smuggy non-self-aware peace. I hate that f'n graph.
This was your math lesson for the day, A+ everyone, good work.
"Dressing your kids in an ass-ton of clothes so that they can't even move" was the 1902 version of "Plopping your kids in front of the TV" brand of bad parenting.
Pam, Grantland already has a semi-regular article that does exactly that!
It's written by Max Silvestri! (who I think might have some kind of affiliation with this site, no?)
Most recently Max reviewed 'Dance Flu' starting Kel Mitchell of Kenan & Kel!
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/category/_/name/queue-review
"What is a Beach Body Instructor anyways?"
Obviously SOMEBODY isn't familiar with a Mr. Tony Horton, because that SOMEBODY most like hasn't illegally downloaded P90X and done four and a half of the 90 workouts and then that SOMEBODY didn't start to feel awful about his/her physical form and then illegally download the 10 Minute Workout only to do four and a half days of that 30 day program!
C'mon get with it Gabe.
http://www.90dayworkoutplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tony-horton.jpg
This is pretty much a perfect post.
Breaking Bad? check
Perfectly summing up my The Master thoughts? check
Perfectly summing up my Sam Rami Spiderman thoughts? check
"Lance" reference? che....ohhhh, so close to perfect!
The Ch-ic--k-fi-l-a- in my hometown is sponsoring the local Pride Festival!
http://nhpridefest.com/nashua-chick-fil-a-to-sponsor-new-hampshire-pride-festival/
Unfortunately their franchise fees will still feed hate, but at least this guy's trying.
It's almost as if the god of the internet (Al Gore?) said, "y'know, it's been a pretty slow summer in terms of v-gum related news. I feel bad for Gabe and Kelly, let me gift a picture upon thee. Let the snarky commenting commence!"
eh, I don't even know what I'm talking about. There was just a lot of funny in here, that's all.
I'm an American Horror Story.
I read this recap yesterday on my phone...I came back today just to read the photo file names.
bb_whatsalaptop and bb_yikested tie for the win this week.
Nice work Kelly!
arg...I'm sorry this is so huge. I just thought some of you might want to take it to the Wal-Mart photo booth and have a poster made. So I'm sorry, but also, you're welcome.
I was kind of hoping it would be like that Ricky Gervais joke where all of the animals just eat each other.
You know, that one joke that we all got the first time but Ricky decided to repeat ad nauseum for at least half of his stand-up special? yeah, that joke.
"When I imagine myself in the White House it seems that this whole campaign will be a blip on the radar. Just like the famous quick-cut scene at the Copa in Goodfellas"
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