Comments from Commentatrix

Mary! How've you been, kid? What a shit development this was, eh? Thank you for my one time in the monster's ball. Made me feel like a goddamn princess.
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February 6, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
This was supposed to be a good day. I got to take a glorious midday nap and everything. Then I woke up and saw the giant shit sandwich that was this news. Just the worst news.
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February 4, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Today we are all that vomit stain.
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February 4, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I have Associate Editor's Choice from Mary (remember her?), and nothing else. Which clearly means Gabe and Kelly always hated me. I totally feel like Buster up there. Fuck it. I ride in the front seat now.
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February 4, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Long-time lurker, occasional commenter here. I think the thing I saw first on Videogum was a Mad Men recap...? Back when those were still happening, ya know? 100 years ago. I remember at one point I became really obsessed with that show and I was already reading Best Week Ever (RIP) and AV Club, TWOP, etc. Somehow, a random clicked link brought me here. I'm having a hard time remembering the specifics, which can only mean one thing: it was magic/destiny that brought me on board and possibly magic/destiny that created this blog in the first place. I am generally a cynical, emotional black hole of a person who hates everything and everyone (not really), and I can say without hesitation that this site is special. Gabe and Kelly (and others) are brilliant, yes, and they did an outstanding job here every day, but what really makes this place great is the community of intelligent, kind, open-minded folks that visit and comment here every day. I mean, how is it possible that not one youtube-caliber asshole has sneaked past and made us all reconsider our choice to keep coming back? I really can't explain that. It's a miracle. Videogum IS a miracle, and I will forever be ruined for other similarly themed blogs.
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February 4, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Oh no, was this bad? I just meant 'cause, like, you know, 50 has been arrested before and Meryl is like a feisty outlaw in general! Sorry, guys! I'm not so good at the appropriate humor sometimes.
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January 28, 2014 on Meryl Streep And 50 Cent Do Have Fun Together
Ah! Of course! *comical head self-slap*
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January 27, 2014 on The 2014 Golden Globe Awards
What people don't know is that these two go way back, having spent a night together in Osage County Jail.
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January 27, 2014 on Meryl Streep And 50 Cent Do Have Fun Together
Did I miss the Taylor Swift reference? When did that occur?
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January 14, 2014 on The 2014 Golden Globe Awards
(Apparently, I did.)
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May 14, 2013 on Let’s Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though
Ah never mind, who can forget the great Rachel Mencken Katz?
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May 14, 2013 on Let’s Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though
Am I wrong, or is Lindsey Weir the first of Don's mistresses to dump HIM??
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May 14, 2013 on Let’s Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though
OMG OMG OMG OMG! Making it into the Monster's Ball for the first time (as a very infrequent commenter of late, no less) is wayyyyyy more gratifying than I ever imagined it would be! Thank you, Mary! Thank you, Videogum! I really wish that I had taken the time to welcome you in the "Welcome Mary" post, but I am a public school teacher and have LITERALLY no time for fun things. Man, this really cancels out my whole shitty week.
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November 30, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I second your disagreeing!
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November 30, 2012 on Who Is Television’s Handsomest Dad?
You guys, what follows is a true story, but take it with a grain of salt because my memory is pretty shoddy: Once when I was 18 and being driven home from college by my dad, we stopped for gas in northern California and I saw Rider "Shawn Hunter" Strong AT THE NEXT GAS PUMP putting gas in a Toyota Corolla! Except I'm not sure it was a Corolla, and I'm not sure how old I really was (but some kind of teenager because upon spotting him I instantly attempted to make myself look as cute and aloof as possible, should he happen to look my way), and I'm also not sure where, geographically, the alleged (ha!) gas station was. But the important part of the story is all true! Side note: My freshman year of college I took General Psychology and scoffed at the notion that the test subjects in memory experiments scored so poorly but now I get it. I get it. #old
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November 30, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
And why Hank? I love Hank! Non-ironically! Even though I really, really wanted him to DEA his way into the know rather than let some lame damning evidence [literally] catch him with his pants down.
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November 3, 2012 on Who Do You Think Mitt Romney’s Favorite TV Characters Are?
Do you LOVE Rachel McAdams? Or do you LOVE Naomi Watts? WHO DID YOU MEAN, GABE??? I need to know how you feel about both of these actresses!
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August 24, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I am the fifth person.
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June 8, 2012 on Our Dreams Are So Small
Let Herb be the mirror being held up to all of society! (Ew.)
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May 30, 2012 on Mad Men: This Is A Good Show