Comments from BruceGoose

I want them to get married too!
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July 9, 2013 on Morning Accidental Dance Party
Hey Gabe, when's the Entourage movie coming out?
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December 7, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Clerks 3: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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December 7, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
"I'm not racist, just crazy." - Donald Trump "Whew!" - the world
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June 4, 2012 on Donald Trump Rests His Totally Racist Case
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April 3, 2012 on Kirk Cameron Compares America To Nazi Germany, Obviously
To be fair, that brush wasn't going to clear itself.
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February 22, 2012 on Four More Years Of Obama Singing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together”
You know, in the dark, he kind of looks like Bruce Campbell... if Bruce Campbell was a robot! Oh me.
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January 31, 2012 on As It Turns Out, Mitt Romney Can ALSO Sing
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January 9, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Vince McMahon: The ceremony takes place at a small arena in Bakersfield. Nominated people walk in to rap-metal versions of their movie theme songs. For the Irving Thalberg Award match, Spielberg will give a ten minute rant about how George Lucas was like a brother to him before he betrayed him. They will then stand less than a foot apart and have a stare down until Harrison Ford runs into the ring and hits Lucas in the back of the head with a folding chair. Ford and Spielberg will then fake kick Lucas in the ribs until Martin Scorsese sneaks into the ring, taps them on the shoulders, and punches them both in the face in slow motion while a Rolling Stones song plays. After chasing Spielberg and Lucas out of the ring, Scorsese will present Lucas with the award in the form of a giant gold belt. After announcing the best picture, Dame Judi Dench will dive 10 feet into a table wrapped with barbed wire.
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November 9, 2011 on Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?!
* A theif is a dyslexic thief.
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October 31, 2011 on Wait, Who Is Our Generation’s Cast Of Heat?!
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. BOOM! Obviously Aniston plays the cop and Jolie plays the theif.
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October 31, 2011 on Wait, Who Is Our Generation’s Cast Of Heat?!
Oh, I get it. If you sign up for his $10 monthly subscription, you'll get to see his Rally to Get Subscriptions in Israel this August.
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June 7, 2011 on Glenn Beck Is Just A Vlogger Now
Party on Ethan, Matt, John, Keebler, Julian, Eric, Dani, Billy, Scott, Todd, Slippy, Hamilton, David, Gregory, Nibbles, Vernon, Terri, Michael, Brian, Ryan, Joshua and Timmy! Be excellent to each other.
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June 2, 2011 on Design The Skyline Is YOUR Generation’s Brokencyde
Gabe, I've upvoted Monsters, I know Monsters, Monsters are friends of mine. Gabe, Chris Brown is no Monster.
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March 23, 2011 on An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation
Oh well, I guess I'll have to put "The Ivory Merchant", a tale of forbidden love between two horse-drawn lorry drivers, on hold until next year.
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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards
They're Linkedindoctrinating the youth!
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February 16, 2011 on Glenn Beck for Ask Jeeves, Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They should have just waited for Tina Brown to bring her tow truck.
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January 27, 2011 on A Photo Of Katie Couric Pushing Barry Diller’s Maserati Out Of The Snow In Central Park
You gotta love this script! MATE #1: So what do you see when you look in those stars? RAED: (gibberish) MATE #2: Yeah? Well I see a big house and a Mercedes in the drov-way. RAED: (excited gibberish)!
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January 19, 2011 on Australia’s Worst Rapper, RAED, Gets His Own 8 Mile
Rubber II: This time, he's not skidding around. Rubber III: Re-tired.
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January 18, 2011 on Rubber Trailer, You Guys
I was eating lunch while reading this and now food is on my screen. Thanks!
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January 10, 2011 on Ginger Kid Makes A Dance Video OR: Copper Strong
Maybe it's a gayteway *gunshot*
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Well you know what they say, it takes Juan to know Juan.
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October 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Juan Williams
I hope she would at least try Stalin him.
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September 22, 2010 on Christine O’Donnell’s Greatest Hits
Damn, I still haven't beaten The Room: The Game.
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September 21, 2010 on Michael Jackson: The Videogame?
This show looks really good but I'm going to wait for the NBC remake starring Ant.
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August 24, 2010 on Dear Queen Of England, Give Us This Show Now Please