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That totally looks like spam but I swear to Jeebus its not. Kathy Beth Terry genuinely seems like a rip off to me.
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June 8, 2011 on That’s Your 13-Year-Old: Katy Perry
This seems to be some sort of cheap imitation of singer Rosie Thomas' hysterical alter ego "Sheila Saputo". Watch the shiznak out of this, people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVggNGVGGq0
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June 8, 2011 on That’s Your 13-Year-Old: Katy Perry
I wonder if he understands that most cameras can capture sound as well as images, or if he attached his mike to an old walkman recorder and spent several hours trying to edit the audio into the video only to discover that you can't use a cassette in a cd drive.
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January 26, 2011 on A Normal Man Makes Normal Videos For Selena Gomez
This is what Ricky Gervais does to walls that are too self-congratulatory.
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January 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti
Me too. My computer screen needs a windshield wiper.
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January 21, 2011 on PFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBT!
I like art too, admill, but his paintings don't seem that ballin'. Unless he paints like this: http://i56.tinypic.com/35kodgk.png
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January 21, 2011 on Important Dating/Financial Advice
http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/83e0fcb1-a6ba-4886-833d-16b3775a4f62/uploadedartwork/450X450/abe2591c-27f8-47d0-a19b-5d042d8c451f.jpg Yeah.
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January 21, 2011 on Important Dating/Financial Advice
So, um, he pays for his pussy with oil paintings of celebrities.... http://www.imagekind.com/GalleryProfile.aspx?gid=83e0fcb1-a6ba-4886-833d-16b3775a4f62
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January 21, 2011 on Important Dating/Financial Advice
I've been making a lot of half-assed comments lately, so I hate to just state the obvious, but GOOD GRAVY WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY
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January 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shirtless Regis Philbin At The Hospital
He's so old that he's older than the joke format I'm using right now.
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January 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shirtless Regis Philbin At The Hospital
As a big Gervais fan, I am forced to agree. *lowers "Ricky Gervais is God" sign after holding it above head for several years ; stretches arms*
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January 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais On Ricky Gervais
RAED, the golden globes are over! Guess you'll just have to wait until next year.
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January 19, 2011 on Australia’s Worst Rapper, RAED, Gets His Own 8 Mile
Snowbob Snowpants: The Snowsnow
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January 18, 2011 on Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies
Good King Wenceslas Burger
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January 18, 2011 on Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies
don't 'pologize for what his eyes do to that space between your thighs
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January 18, 2011 on Rubber Trailer, You Guys
You have bested me in the Black Swan Winter Title-Off
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January 18, 2011 on Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies
The Black Swan Flies South for the Winter (Is is bad to just flat-out put winter in the title? The Green Hornet Winter! Rubber Winter!)
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January 18, 2011 on Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies
This doesn't make her any less of a butthole, but she technically didn't tell any busy working moms to buy that 2300 dollar coffee maker. She just kinda mentioned that during her "manic morning", her coffeemaker flashed an "Error 8" signal, and someone deduced that she must have whatever brand of coffeemaker she has. I'd just prefer if we were a little more objective in our Paltrow bashing!
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January 18, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50
Yeah, but she lost a lot of fans when she sold herself out to Old Navy
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January 18, 2011 on Rubber Trailer, You Guys
I read this in the North County Times, so it HAS to be true: "Gavin MacLeod revealed that even he himself had set up a profile on the dating site, joking that he "can't let the real captains have all the fun!" " (http://www.nc-times.com/news/local/article_af52ffc9-4235-5bb3-a145-b8558347c48e.html) We have to figure out which profile is his!
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January 14, 2011 on SeaCaptainDate.Com
All I could think about while listening to this: "Chet" practice-rapping "white and purple" three times fast for an embarrassing amount of time (aka any amount of time) in his dorm room.
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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously
Yes, good point, her necklace seems very out-of-place. Mayhaps it is concealing the fine line of stitches from her botched head transplant.
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January 12, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Sarah Palin Did Not Cause The Arizona Shootings But Is Still An Asshole
Just thought this post would be an appropriate place for an extremely superficial comment about a middle-aged lady's hairstyle.
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January 12, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Sarah Palin Did Not Cause The Arizona Shootings But Is Still An Asshole
Them bangs! They look so gross. They be quivering with pent up angry rhetoric.
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January 12, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Sarah Palin Did Not Cause The Arizona Shootings But Is Still An Asshole
And all the Monsters held their breath, waiting for the first person to make a "bananas-look-like-penises" joke.
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January 10, 2011 on Timmy Sings Ke$ha To Usher In 2011
Gd it. In case anyone has been trying to interpret my comment for the past ten minutes, I meant "made", not "mad".
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January 10, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jim Carrey And The Black Keys