CandyPants

Comments from CandyPants

You can add Christian Bale to "Worst Person Ever" or "Most Entitled, But Not Really That Great, Actor Of All Time" or just, "GO AWAY!" list... any one of those three would do.
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December 29, 2009 on The Worst People Of 2009
I'm nominating Paparazzi for the hunt. It's an abortion of a film.
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December 10, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats
I may, or may not, be saying to my kid "why can't you be like THIS kid? You suck!" my kid may or may not be 2 months old.
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October 15, 2009 on Kids Dance For Deep Fried Butter The Darndest Things
but the story arcs seem to only be a method of getting to the next musical number _________________________________________________________________ yeah, I thought thats what generally happened in musicals though.
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October 15, 2009 on Glee: A Treatise
I haven't see it yet, but I nominate "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" ....or as I like to call it, "I Hope They Slip Arsenic In Tucker Max's Beer"
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October 4, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino
I. Love. Drake. and I can't even put into words how much I love Kanye, so I wont even begin to try. but Drake really needs to evaluate the concepts for his videos, because they are shitty as shit. Best I Ever Had was a good one because it offended the retards *retards being the people who wanted some super serious Maxwell-like video* but then he did Successful video and I thought it was the most typical mediocre thing he's ever done. :) thanks for reading.
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September 23, 2009 on Drake Makes Sure To Get His New Music Video Just Right
Gabe wears short skirts, Talor wears t-shirts, Gabe's cheer captain and Taylor's in the bleachers. But no one seems to care about that.
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September 21, 2009 on But Where Is Taylor Swift’s Apology?
and if you did lie you wouldn't believe you. you have the face of someone who's been pissed on. ...in a good way
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September 21, 2009 on Teacher Asks Her Students To Write Important Essay On Sibling Golden Showers
I don't want to live in a world where "golden showers" isn't a good essay topic. I just don't.
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September 21, 2009 on Teacher Asks Her Students To Write Important Essay On Sibling Golden Showers
So that's a yes, to the handle bar mustache and deep v-neck tank top that shows my perfectly arranged chest hairs? because, ya know...I have VANS too...
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September 10, 2009 on You Could Star (But Please Don’t Star) In Entourage: Lower East Side
I find him hilarious...
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August 12, 2009 on Dane Cook Makes Fun Of Vanessa Hudgens, Because He Is An Adult
rules be damned! I love this kid's music faces! and I love how Keri Russell and Terrance Howard have a "we sound like we have down syndrome, but surprise, we dont!" contest.
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August 9, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: August Rush
"WHOA KIMOSABE!" OOPS, thats the tagline to my life...not orphan
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August 9, 2009 on The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines!