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 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Sunset Rubdown Bassist Struck By Lightning (4 comments)

Other than the whole “almost dying” part, he’s got a great icebreaker at parties and a pretty awesome scar. Glad he’s OK.

 0Posted on Mar 4th, 2009 | re: Wayne Coyne Tears Arcade Fire A New Asshole (236 comments)

You make anonymous posts on the internet, critiquing other people. Do you expect us to take you seriously or not consider you a cowardly douchebag?

 0Posted on Mar 4th, 2009 | re: Wayne Coyne Tears Arcade Fire A New Asshole (236 comments)

Methinks Wayne needs to make sure he has enough oxygen in that giant hamster ball.

 0Posted on Feb 13th, 2009 | re: SXSW 2009 Full Showcase Schedule Announced (3 comments)

Man, Saturday really sucks. I hope there are some good parties that night.

 0Posted on Feb 10th, 2009 | re: Stephen Colbert Strokes Kyp Malone's Beard (9 comments)

Seemed to me they had to play the song double-time to get it in before the credits rolled.

 0Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 | re: Arcade Fire DVD Coming (9 comments)

I know, right! I can’t believe a bilingual band from Montreal who use French in their songs and who have a documentary shot by guys from France would have the gall to give that documentary a French title. If only, for your sake, they’d used phonetic English or, better yet, pictograms! Pretentious, indeed.

 0Posted on Nov 26th, 2008 | re: Franz Ferdinand Reveal Album Art (10 comments)

The Web Sheriff response is obviously automated, since the album art was never posted on this site. When does he get charged and fined as a spammer?

 0Posted on Nov 25th, 2008 | re: Conan O'Brien Loves That Vampire Weekend Song (21 comments)

I think that is the best performance I’ve seen from them. Very tight overall and Ezra’s vocals were as good, if not better, than they are on the album.

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2008 | re: La Blogothèque Strong Arm Bloc Party Into A Take Away Show (15 comments)

That reinforces my man-crush on Kele. I hope Chryde bought them a beer afterward.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2008 | re: Hives Sued By Remaining Fan (52 comments)

They were a fun band to photograph…lots of acrobatics and mugging for the camera, but I can’t say I’ve listened to them on purpose (other than three songs at the concert) in a very long time.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2008 | re: Led Zeppelin Looking To Tour Without Robert Plant (10 comments)

If Page and Jones just want to cash in, they should release Guitar Hero: Led Zeppelin and forgo the travesty of touring without Plant and the real Bonham.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2008 | re: Stereogum's Top 8 From CMJ '08 (28 comments)

I saw Crystal Antlers at SXSW last year. They are the real deal.

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2008 | re: New Kanye West - "Robocop" (34 comments)

Following the naming convention of his first two albums, shouldn’t this one be called “Parents’ Basement” or, in keeping with the 80s theme, “9 to 5″?

 0Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 | re: Bono Gets A Job At The NY Times (5 comments)

The NY Times will, for Bono’s issues, use special paper made from African trees clear-cut to make way for food production and biofuel crops. So, you see, his writing an op-ed column is fighting both poverty and the energy crisis.

 0Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 | re: 10 Trendy Pop Star Costumes For Halloween '08 (47 comments)

I’ll be going as King Khan or Tim Harrington. That way, I’ll have an excuse for being a shirtless, sweaty guy with my belly hanging low over the waistline of my too-tight tights.