Chareth Cutestory

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The Fall
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October 6, 2011 on The 10 Best Movie Opening Title Sequences
There's this hobo behind my building who's been planking for days now. Guy's a goddamn pro.
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June 27, 2011 on Rosario Dawson Likes Planking, Whatever That Is
I was just kidding. Keep your chin up. For Ebert's sake.
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June 22, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Meanwhile, Ira Glass is stuck trying to shoehorn a story about organic salad dressing into an overall narrative on post-9/11 milieu.
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April 15, 2011 on Tina Fey On Fresh Air
God, remember being ten years old, you guys? Back then synchronized sand dancing was so much more, I don't know, real, you know?
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March 7, 2011 on Teen Korner: Willow Smith’s “21st Century Girl” Music Video
"Oh you simply MUST have one of these."
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December 14, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow Honored With Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame For Some Reason
"Bullying is wrong, y'all. Ok, so this next track is about me raping my ex-wife Kim with a chainsaw."
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October 1, 2010 on Eminem Feat. Lil Wayne “No Love” Music Video, You Guys
Who said what now?
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October 1, 2010 on United States Congress Passes Historic Legislation!
But my binky soaked in ether is still ok, right? RIGHT?
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September 22, 2010 on Guys! No! Don’t Do Drugs!
More like BLAMnesty International. Wait, are we still doing BLAM jokes?
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September 21, 2010 on E-Trade Is A Stupid Pussy
The auto-tuned version of this preemptively hit #12 on Billboard's Hot 100 and my grandmother has it as her jitterbug ringtone.
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September 20, 2010 on Your Boyfriend Really Hates Toys R Us
I brayed like a retarded mule at that line. Or is it BLAM-TARDED MULE?
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August 31, 2010 on Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain’t Your Daddy’s Toonz
Don't joke about this, Gabe. Sting once approached me in a supermarket singing about Fields of Rold Gold and then had tantric sex with my fiance for three days. And that wasn't even for a commercial.
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August 31, 2010 on Lionel Richie’s Potato Chip Commercial Is The Saddest Potato Chip Commercial Of All Time
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August 31, 2010 on Behind The Scenes Of Television’s Mad Men
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August 31, 2010 on Fun Conversations With Some Cool Pals At Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” Rally
I googled "chamber pots" as part of my research for a "gabe is old" joke, and instead found this.
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August 30, 2010 on “Hey, It’s Me, Toilet Fan Extreme”
Ok, so I clearly misread this as an article about American Apparel for some reason. And I'm keeping the leggings.
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August 24, 2010 on Quicksand: A Brief Herstory
So I still have time to demand a refund on these leggings, then?
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August 24, 2010 on Quicksand: A Brief Herstory
My gay friends love her, so I blame them. Thanks a lot, Sebastian and Michael.
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August 19, 2010 on Encyclopedia Monsters And The Case Of Chelsea Handler And The VMAs