Chareth Cutestory

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The Fall
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October 6, 2011 on The 10 Best Movie Opening Title Sequences
There's this hobo behind my building who's been planking for days now. Guy's a goddamn pro.
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June 27, 2011 on Rosario Dawson Likes Planking, Whatever That Is
I was just kidding. Keep your chin up. For Ebert's sake.
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June 22, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Meanwhile, Ira Glass is stuck trying to shoehorn a story about organic salad dressing into an overall narrative on post-9/11 milieu.
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April 15, 2011 on Tina Fey On Fresh Air
God, remember being ten years old, you guys? Back then synchronized sand dancing was so much more, I don't know, real, you know?
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March 7, 2011 on Teen Korner: Willow Smith’s “21st Century Girl” Music Video
"Bullying is wrong, y'all. Ok, so this next track is about me raping my ex-wife Kim with a chainsaw."
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October 1, 2010 on Eminem Feat. Lil Wayne “No Love” Music Video, You Guys
Who said what now?
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October 1, 2010 on United States Congress Passes Historic Legislation!
But my binky soaked in ether is still ok, right? RIGHT?
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September 22, 2010 on Guys! No! Don’t Do Drugs!
More like BLAMnesty International. Wait, are we still doing BLAM jokes?
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September 21, 2010 on E-Trade Is A Stupid Pussy
The auto-tuned version of this preemptively hit #12 on Billboard's Hot 100 and my grandmother has it as her jitterbug ringtone.
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September 20, 2010 on Your Boyfriend Really Hates Toys R Us
I brayed like a retarded mule at that line. Or is it BLAM-TARDED MULE?
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August 31, 2010 on Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain’t Your Daddy’s Toonz
Don't joke about this, Gabe. Sting once approached me in a supermarket singing about Fields of Rold Gold and then had tantric sex with my fiance for three days. And that wasn't even for a commercial.
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August 31, 2010 on Lionel Richie’s Potato Chip Commercial Is The Saddest Potato Chip Commercial Of All Time
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August 31, 2010 on Behind The Scenes Of Television’s Mad Men
I googled "chamber pots" as part of my research for a "gabe is old" joke, and instead found this.
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August 30, 2010 on “Hey, It’s Me, Toilet Fan Extreme”
Ok, so I clearly misread this as an article about American Apparel for some reason. And I'm keeping the leggings.
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August 24, 2010 on Quicksand: A Brief Herstory
So I still have time to demand a refund on these leggings, then?
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August 24, 2010 on Quicksand: A Brief Herstory
My gay friends love her, so I blame them. Thanks a lot, Sebastian and Michael.
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August 19, 2010 on Encyclopedia Monsters And The Case Of Chelsea Handler And The VMAs