I explain to her the reason, but I'm afraid the whole Earth revolving around the Sun thing would cause a whole different rant on her part. No time for that, although more scientist voice would be cool.
The real genius is that this video shows a man rubbing his Schticky behind a shedding pussy, yet it's safe to watch at work. Can we at least now upgrade this guy to a new bluetooth headset without the obtrusive mic?
I think that's the same Mom who's kid was playing with the dead squirrel. Almost sounds the same, and the bad parenting and rush to videotape evidence over stopping the awfulness is there too.
He may not want to show us his fake military uniform, but on Arbor Day I'm damn sure hitting the Golden Corral, looking for the fattest tree I can find, and kicking his ass!
I think the proper, stuffy Jeopardy person answer should have been, "What is a
Menage a trois?" Only Wheel of Fortune types use the term, "threesome". I'm sure Alex punished her sufficiently in his dressing room later.
I now want to hear Sarah's explanation of that song. Her reality show should have been her just telling stories about things she thinks are history. That has to be better than Dancing with the Housewives.
A little ditty called 'Achy Breaky Heart' most likely. It pissed me off anyway. I'm still pissed. If you are too young or lucky enough to have never heard it, I'm sure you can find it all too easily on the internets.
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