Chester Reboulet

Comments from Chester Reboulet

Pacific Rim could also win the Academy Award for Most Nosebleeds.

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July 15, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pacific Rim

Braff’s Kickstarter has raised $2,870,000.

The Cleveland Courage Funds for the three kidnapped women have raised $650,000.

:(

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May 23, 2013 on Zach Braff Taught Woody Allen About Crowd Funding

That was the first time I have enjoyed listening to “Wonderful Christmastime”.

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December 17, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Martin Short And Paul McCartney

Gallery Girls is a crowning achievement in profiling human garbage. Kelly, if earth is cursed with season 2, I demand you recap it!

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September 12, 2012 on Who Should Play The Mean Girls In Bravo’s Heathers Reboot?

That portion was edited by Paul Harvey.

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April 10, 2012 on Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie

EW, DON’T HAVE SEX! is the same fear I have any time a scene features only two characters. Especially Darryl and Sophia’s mom.

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February 20, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E09: It’s A Shane About Ray (Nonsense Lemonheads Reference!)

Let’s use precious gas to start the fire, and create no barrier between the fire and the highly flammable grass which leads to the highly flammable barn and the house.

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February 13, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E08: They Just Kept Coming

I get annoyed when the Top Chef judges complain about a prepackaged ingredient. I’m sure the smoked oysters didn’t taste as great as the ones they usually eat (freshly harvested from the bay by Padma’s robot butler or whatever), but I’m also pretty sure that a commoner like myself would find them delicious. If I could afford them.

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February 9, 2012 on Top Chef S09E13: Welcome Back, Beverly

I guess I’m two weeks late with this, but I’d like to congratulate Grayson for being the last remaining non-insane female chef with a semblance of dignity.

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January 12, 2012 on Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores

Don’t shave Ty-Lor’s ‘stache! It’s vital to his community theater production of “Gangs of New York”.

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December 15, 2011 on Top Chef S09E06: “Game Over” (Boo!)

The cold open/flash forward both took away the suspense of “will Shane escape the high school” AND the suspense of “what’s Shane looking for as he crazily rummages through the bathroom”.

Could someone tell the writers they aren’t REQUIRED to use cold opens like Breaking Bad does? Just show a zombie – any zombie – getting shot in the face. It’s always welcome, and it would be an improvement.

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October 31, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut

Can you guys believe they filmed at both the Northrock Theater and The Warren Theater? No? Nobody wants to talk Wichita multiplexes?

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March 22, 2011 on Kansas Boyz’s “It’s The Weekend” Is Our Generation’s Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

Judging by my one and only visit to Valparaiso, he’s lucky only one dog jumped in front of him.

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March 2, 2011 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Downhill Urban Mountainbiking

Mr. Brainwash points to the wall of the Beverly Hilton. “Ricky Gervais was here. Good stuff. That’s what I tag,” he says. “That’s what I tag.”

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January 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti

Angelo says he’s scared of the water because of sharks, but we all know it’s because he’s a bio-engineered replicant who shouldn’t get water in his circuits.

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January 13, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E06: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Shark Bag

Between Angelo and Jennifer, this season’s Dads have had a very poor showing. Lighten up, Dads!

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January 6, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E05: Forget It, Tom, It’s Top Chef Town

It’s a Mad World

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January 5, 2011 on Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies

I didn’t know that Jen shared a father with Ricky Bobby.

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December 9, 2010 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E02: Night At The Museum

Welcome back, Jamie! It is so exciting to watch you make soup over and over again.

More like Blah-Stars, right?

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December 2, 2010 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang’s All Here (And Also Marcel)

The Kids Are All Right: rich white West Coast liberal stereotypes have “problems” that even the most dedicated NPR listeners can’t empathize with.

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September 13, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time