Chris Trash

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Can’t wait for Nic Cage IV’s “National Treasure: Shaolin”

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March 2, 2015 on Wu-Tang Clan’s Once Upon A Time In Shaolin Comes Out In 88 Years

I normally don’t pay close attention to the where’s the beef stuff because I get enough drama at home, where I watch Real Housewives over a glass of white zinfandel while texting my BBF. But, has anyone made the connection of how John Legend Boo’d E from the Eels, an artist whom a lot of people compared Beck to, when Beck was coming up? http://www.tinymixtapes.com/features/eels

Is that anything? No? Ok. Anywayz, I figured if anyone could make any sense of my stray thought, it would be Stereogum.

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February 12, 2015 on Hear The Inevitable Beck And Beyoncé Mashup “Single Loser”

I can finally update my MiniDisc collection.

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January 8, 2015 on Overpay For All Your Favorite Classic Rock Records At The Pono Store

See, Bono. This is how you build word of mouth.

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October 21, 2014 on Watch El-P Audition Cats For Meow The Jewels

No docto.

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October 18, 2014 on Cam’ron Is Selling Ebola Masks

I was going to order mine, but then I read that it ships 11/7/14. What if I get the Evola before then?!

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October 18, 2014 on Cam’ron Is Selling Ebola Masks

When I was a teen4ger, my friend convinced me the lyrics were, “Don’t touch me, I have a social disease.” Weed might have been involved.

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October 15, 2014 on New Radicals’ Gregg Alexander Gives First Interview In 15 Years

If he really was Yeezus he could’ve made them stand up.

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September 14, 2014 on Kanye Halts Sydney Show Until Seated Fans Prove They’re Disabled

“…n00b.” Added, the spokesman, under his breath.

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September 8, 2014 on Disney Is Not Afraid Of Deadmau5

Random thoughts:

I always thought the show would be better without Frasier. Niles was a better Frasier than Kelsey Grammer and their interactions were just one character having a monologue with a slightly different version of himself.

Why did Frasier always have his shirt off? Were Frasier’s fans really into shirtless, middle-aged husky balding dudes? That’s okay if they were, I’m just wondering.

Why wasn’t there more Grunge/Frasier culture clash? He worked at a radio station in Seattle In the 90s.

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August 8, 2014 on TV Party: Strand Of Oaks Talks Frasier

Quick personal story: the day after the BB King booing an 89 year old guy came in to do his taxes with me. He just had a form for the loss of his house so right away I knew he wasn’t getting any money back (which was the only thing he was interested in) but I remembered the BB King story and thought, man I’m going to listen to this old fella because I don’t want to be like them dudes that booed BB King. Long story short, he told me all about how the government is against him, “the attorneys”, the judge, and he made countless racist remarks for about 20 minutes. When I finally tried to hint for him to leave, he just kept saying the same things in circles. I think we “talked” for about an hour until he regained his marbles and decided to leave. Anyways, I did the right thing and I’m glad I did it, but man that shit that depressing. Anyways, no moral to the story, just a thing that happened that was semi-related to this site.

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April 12, 2014 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

“STOP BEING OLD!”

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April 8, 2014 on 88-Year-Old Living Legend B.B. King Booed At Erratic St. Louis Gig

That’s a mighty elaborate way of saying that in 30 years our white dreads will turn grey.

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March 20, 2014 on Here’s The Complete List Of Record Store Day ’14 Releases

I’m pretty sure this is just a very complicated plan to get Neil Young porno trending on Google.

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March 11, 2014 on Watch Neil Young’s PonoMusic Kickstarter Video With Arcade Fire, Beck, Jack White, & Many More

True. It’s not everywhere that you can hear funk slap bass mixed with the dancehall and hip-hop beats and punk guitar and deadly on the mcs.
Putting on SXSW; you know it ain’t easy,

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March 11, 2014 on SXSW 2014: Best Bets For Tuesday

March is my busiest time at work so I don’t think I’m going in the foreseeable future. But I ask myself, with all the mainstream commercialization, can the festival still come full range?

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March 11, 2014 on SXSW 2014: Best Bets For Tuesday

PS. Feel free to cite me on your report.

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February 28, 2014 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

When I was 19 I got high and drove home listening to the radio between stations on full blast. I don’t remember what station it was but it was mostly static with very few whispers of audible music, but I didn’t realize until I got home. I honestly thought it was supposed to sound like that at the time. The whole time I thought I was listening to grunge. People would stare at me from other cars and stare and I just thought, “man, looks like these people have never seen a Mexican dude listening to grunge before.” Anyways, that’s why I don’t smoke weed anymore.

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February 28, 2014 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

And here I was basing my appreciation of his music on artistic merit.

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February 26, 2014 on Watch Kanye West Perform A Career-Spanning Medley On Late Night With Seth Meyers