The Painting Elephant of Being Awesome

Comments from The Painting Elephant of Being Awesome

Does anyone else remember the "You okay, you okay" girl consoling her baby brother? Her tiny mantra has gotten me through some hard times.
+5 |
February 5, 2014 on Yes, We Are Going To Watch “MORE SAND!” At Least One More Time
Oh dear. When I was about 10, I had a very large sweatshirt with a picture of a kitten looking mopey or something, and it said "I don't do Mondays." I was a total Garfield for a solid year of my life. I bet we would have been friends.
0 |
April 22, 2013 on Happy Tulip Colors, Colors All Around You
Kelly, why won't you let your mom sniff your neck anymore?? Your sweet mother only wants this one thing and you deny her?
+23 |
April 11, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I'm a Claire (Clare, really) too!! And I felt very scolded by this video.
0 |
March 20, 2013 on It’s Friday, You Know The Rule
I spent the entire video cringing and waiting for the sure-to-be-horrifying "rap" version. I do have to give her credit for leaving that out. And apparently, "Avril Lavigne" is a genre of music?
+22 |
December 11, 2012 on “The Stanley Steamer Variations” Is A Brief Vision Of Hell
The Youtube comments are VERY amazing: not very professional he sounds exactly like Bob Wow he sounds like Bob!
+3 |
November 16, 2012 on H. Jon Benjamin: Professional Voice Over Actor
That lady sure does feel differently from me about the merits of that parrot!
+2 |
November 8, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Based on this video, I've concluded that hedgehogs chew with their eyes.
+5 |
June 27, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Woah. We were in the same class at Tulane. Hi!
0 |
May 29, 2012 on The Commencement Address Dream List
Snakes on a Rain (yes, we both are doing this right)
+11 |
May 3, 2012 on Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies
Is she wearing an unbuttoned onesie?
+2 |
March 10, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
They do use one, remember when Drew said "so should we get....stuff?" That's what he meant, right?
+2 |
February 29, 2012 on Parenthood Season Finale: Open Thread
No no, gum would be perfection.
+2 |
February 25, 2012 on Jennifer Aniston Says No To A Friends Movie?!
Heh, I thought the little banner at the bottom of the graphic said "Find your own TV and start watching now!" which seems like something that maybe Oprah would say.
+1 |
February 14, 2012 on Sooo, Why Aren’t You Guys Watching Enough OWN?
If we do Parenthood, I think a valuable feature of those posts would be to have everyone comment with the exact time in each episode where they first cried.
+2 |
February 14, 2012 on The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?!
Git it! Git it, Kaylee! Come on girl! Git it!
+7 |
January 23, 2012 on We Can Only Hope To Be Like Kaylee Blowing Out The Candle
"Fuck a tiny dog in a basket." -Superglue
+18 |
November 30, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I can't decide whether this would be really easy to clean up, or basically impossible. Do you just vacuum it? Or do you have to involve some kind of wetness? I am not ready for kids.
+3 |
November 21, 2011 on “Flour Disaster” Or “Flour Greatest Thing Ever”?
I thought it might be "holler at your page," which makes the most sense.
+1 |
October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
Patrick M, you are absolutely 100% my favorite commenter, and this is the reason why.
+4 |
October 14, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday
Kelly, I'm so glad you like Parenthood too! True confession: I have never once not cried real tears at an episode of that show. Eesh.
0 |
September 20, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I thought about trying to call them yokels, but they're really not, so it didn't work :(
+1 |
June 27, 2011 on Good Morning Egg Miracle
Woah, all this time I thought that when you said "I'd hit that," you were referring to the actual person as "that." But now I come to find out that "that" is actually a part of that person? That really changes things a lot.
+3 |
June 16, 2011 on This Is A Photo Gallery Of James Franco Hanging Out With Ke$ha
Oh. It's a reference to the Melpomene Projects. "Some locals mispronounce the name of the project MELF-o-mean, misspell it Melphomene, and use the nickname "Melph"." Weird.
+3 |
June 9, 2011 on The Second Summer Jam Of 2011: Katey Red’s “Where Da Melph At”
NOLA monster here, and I have no idea what it means. Sorry to disappoint, I guess? I'm off to research, I'll report back in a minute.
+1 |
June 9, 2011 on The Second Summer Jam Of 2011: Katey Red’s “Where Da Melph At”