Comments from CocoNotYoko

I watched the shit out of the Tonys, and I have a question for anyone else who did: (1) Is Frances McDormand OK? She seemed... otherwise.
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June 13, 2011 on The 2011 Tony Awards
I hope she ends up with Jack Nicholson.
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August 13, 2010 on Well, Ladies? Paul Rudd Or Owen Wilson? FUCKING CHOOSE!
Gabe and Max are coming to San Diego?! YESSSSS. That is the coolest thing to happen to San Diego since Comic-Con. Seriously, though, West Coast pizza party? FOR ONCE?
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June 16, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
Again, I humbly nominate 28 Days -- the Sandra Bullock in hyper-rehab one, not the monster one with the similar name. It is just really bad.
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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon
Yeah, his unblinking face freaks me out, and it makes him look so much more like a little ginger potato. He is the ultimate self-potato.
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January 21, 2010 on When You Wrestle With The Ginger, You’re Gonna Get Wet With Lawyers
Also in reply to it'sahotdog: I feel a Best New Party Game coming on! Mixing & matching the best worst movie quotes. Nobody puts baby in a box of chocolates. Put the bunny back in the corner.
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January 20, 2010 on 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes
After booting Jeff Dunham from the lineup, Fox was probably worried about losing traction with the coveted 18-worst demographic.
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January 18, 2010 on Ugh Aficionado Magazine
I can't tell if this is a step up from his Easy Turf commercials or just a side step, side step, side step.
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January 11, 2010 on The NFL’s Ladainian Tomlinson Must Be Very Rich!
I love you all, Monsters! Have a great day and end of 2010. (Except you, Morales1986 -- you can go die.)
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December 25, 2009 on Happy Holidays, You Guys
Seconded! 28 Days was terrible-terrible. Sandra Bullock is becoming the Robin Williams of actresses.
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December 14, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Blindness
Confessing Ethan Hawke looks a LOT like Gollum. " I don't WANT his forgiveness; I WANT MY PRECIOUS!!!"
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December 4, 2009 on Brooklyn We Go Hard: The Movie
Right? And that shit will be definite rape-rape. I feel like eating ham. Ham.
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December 4, 2009 on We Are All Jersey Shore
I think I would have enjoyed the tummy reveal if Schue hadn't kept telling Terri to "pick up her shirt." Eh? Off the floor? Here in the world we live in, we say "LIFT up your shirt." I oblige that request at least 45 times a day, so I know.
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December 3, 2009 on Glee S01E11-12: Phew! Everything That Glees Is Not Suck!
I would also be the only member. We should do it. It's Tuesday in Southern California and it's sunny in December but it doesn't matter because I'm actually really upset that I won't be able to go to the New York pizza party with my monster friends who I only know via the Internet. (MLIT.)
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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Question, and sorry if it's been brought up - wasn't there a Direct TV ad with the little girl from Poltergeist? The "They're hee-eeer" girl? Isn't she dead too?
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October 29, 2009 on David Spade Is Sorry That People Don’t Realize How Cool The Dead Chris Farley Ad Is
Postrapeously! HA! By "Rob Marshall," I think you mean "Tamra Davis," who directed a little movie called "Crossroads." I love rock 'n' roll.
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September 29, 2009 on They Should Rename The “Free Roman Polanski” Petition The “I’m Officially A Creep” Petition
I think it's probably one-sided because a lot of people feel that what he did was not just "terrible and wrong," but deserving of punishment like any other man who anally rapes -- sorry, has unlawful anal sex with -- a kid. Shady dealings between the judge and the prosecutor -- well, there's always the appeals process, right? I think the best reply to "the victim has filed to have the case dismissed" came from the Salon article referenced earlier: "For good or ill, the justice system doesn't work on behalf of victims; it works on behalf of justice."
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September 29, 2009 on They Should Rename The “Free Roman Polanski” Petition The “I’m Officially A Creep” Petition
Kieran Culkin is not looking so good.
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September 18, 2009 on That’s Your Music Video: Tom OC
PG-Rated Even for the Swinging '60s "Dancing"
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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6
PC showed up and he saw Esther and he was like, "See? A bunch of children. Can we have the virgin conversation, 'cause I bet Jigsaw is a yes."
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July 30, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends
Age 7, huh? Huh. There's something wrong with Esther.
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July 29, 2009 on Kids Get Crunk At A Talent Show For Foster Kids In Milwaukee The Darndest Things
I love the air quotes around "friend's house," as if it'd be so uncool to say "Neverland Ranch's Naboo-themed movie screening carousel."
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July 24, 2009 on We Are All Aging Anakin Skywalkers
You guys never understood or appreciated the careful thought I put into the balloon color scheme. That was 525,600 minutes of PLANNING THE BEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES. I'll see you at the reunion.
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July 23, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Katherine Heigl
Remember "My Father the Hero," where she was Gerard Depardieu's daughter but everyone thought he was molesting her because she told everyone that in order to appear sexier to the island boys? That's the foundation for her strong feminist spine. Also, that movie was hilarious.
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July 23, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Katherine Heigl
Does anyone watch "Better Off Ted" and think Lem Hewitt is spot-on Chappelle doing Tiger Woods? For shizzle? No? Off to racist camp I go, then.
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July 15, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone Still Loves Dave Chappelle
That blow dryer is stupid. The stalker has it so close to her face, it's gonna be in every shot. And then her photo shoot will be RUINED.
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July 14, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Mariah Carey
YES. The Button was terrible. I realize it's not the time, but the next round should really include "Duets." Gabe hasn't done "Duets" yet, right? With Gwyneth acting like a retarded singing 10-year-old, who is also Huey Lewis' daughter?
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July 13, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks
The best entertainment Satan ever provided was making the world think I wasn't him. And just like blowing gently into my fingers, he was not there.
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July 10, 2009 on Best New Party Game 5