CocoNotYoko

Comments from CocoNotYoko

I watched the shit out of the Tonys, and I have a question for anyone else who did: (1) Is Frances McDormand OK? She seemed… otherwise.

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June 13, 2011 on The 2011 Tony Awards

I nominate 28 Days with Sandra Bullock.

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September 13, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time

I hope she ends up with Jack Nicholson.

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August 13, 2010 on Well, Ladies? Paul Rudd Or Owen Wilson? FUCKING CHOOSE!

Gabe and Max are coming to San Diego?! YESSSSS. That is the coolest thing to happen to San Diego since Comic-Con. Seriously, though, West Coast pizza party? FOR ONCE?

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June 16, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

Again, I humbly nominate 28 Days — the Sandra Bullock in hyper-rehab one, not the monster one with the similar name. It is just really bad.

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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon

Yeah, his unblinking face freaks me out, and it makes him look so much more like a little ginger potato. He is the ultimate self-potato.

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January 21, 2010 on When You Wrestle With The Ginger, You’re Gonna Get Wet With Lawyers

Also in reply to it’sahotdog: I feel a Best New Party Game coming on! Mixing & matching the best worst movie quotes. Nobody puts baby in a box of chocolates. Put the bunny back in the corner.

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January 20, 2010 on 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes

After booting Jeff Dunham from the lineup, Fox was probably worried about losing traction with the coveted 18-worst demographic.

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January 18, 2010 on Ugh Aficionado Magazine

I can’t tell if this is a step up from his Easy Turf commercials or just a side step, side step, side step.

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January 11, 2010 on The NFL’s Ladainian Tomlinson Must Be Very Rich!

I love you all, Monsters! Have a great day and end of 2010.
(Except you, Morales1986 — you can go die.)

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December 25, 2009 on Happy Holidays, You Guys

Seconded! 28 Days was terrible-terrible. Sandra Bullock is becoming the Robin Williams of actresses.

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December 14, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Blindness

Confessing Ethan Hawke looks a LOT like Gollum. ” I don’t WANT his forgiveness; I WANT MY PRECIOUS!!!”

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December 4, 2009 on Brooklyn We Go Hard: The Movie

Right? And that shit will be definite rape-rape. I feel like eating ham. Ham.

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December 4, 2009 on We Are All Jersey Shore

I think I would have enjoyed the tummy reveal if Schue hadn’t kept telling Terri to “pick up her shirt.” Eh? Off the floor? Here in the world we live in, we say “LIFT up your shirt.” I oblige that request at least 45 times a day, so I know.

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December 3, 2009 on Glee S01E11-12: Phew! Everything That Glees Is Not Suck!

I would also be the only member. We should do it.

It’s Tuesday in Southern California and it’s sunny in December but it doesn’t matter because I’m actually really upset that I won’t be able to go to the New York pizza party with my monster friends who I only know via the Internet. (MLIT.)

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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!

Right, there it is. Good morning, I’m a jackass.

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October 29, 2009 on David Spade Is Sorry That People Don’t Realize How Cool The Dead Chris Farley Ad Is

Question, and sorry if it’s been brought up – wasn’t there a Direct TV ad with the little girl from Poltergeist? The “They’re hee-eeer” girl? Isn’t she dead too?

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October 29, 2009 on David Spade Is Sorry That People Don’t Realize How Cool The Dead Chris Farley Ad Is

Postrapeously! HA!
By “Rob Marshall,” I think you mean “Tamra Davis,” who directed a little movie called “Crossroads.” I love rock ‘n’ roll.

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September 29, 2009 on They Should Rename The “Free Roman Polanski” Petition The “I’m Officially A Creep” Petition

I think it’s probably one-sided because a lot of people feel that what he did was not just “terrible and wrong,” but deserving of punishment like any other man who anally rapes — sorry, has unlawful anal sex with — a kid. Shady dealings between the judge and the prosecutor — well, there’s always the appeals process, right?

I think the best reply to “the victim has filed to have the case dismissed” came from the Salon article referenced earlier: “For good or ill, the justice system doesn’t work on behalf of victims; it works on behalf of justice.”

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September 29, 2009 on They Should Rename The “Free Roman Polanski” Petition The “I’m Officially A Creep” Petition

Kieran Culkin is not looking so good.

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September 18, 2009 on That’s Your Music Video: Tom OC