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Paris Hilton IS Ghengis Khan
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May 3, 2010 on Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics
Oh thank you, clearly I was drunk when I read that part.
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April 30, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Larry King At A Dodgers Game
Wasn't it Orestes that killed Clytamnestra? Just saying....
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April 30, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Larry King At A Dodgers Game
“I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,” Actual Megan Fox quote. And when I typed "Megan Fox d" into google, "umb quotes" immediately popped up.
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April 30, 2010 on Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb
The only thing more disappointing than her acting is her attempt at an accent. Or maybe that is part of her acting? What I'm trying to say is that Megan Fox is a simpleton.
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April 29, 2010 on Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb
Who in the hell put this cast together? Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox and Johnny Basil from OZ? It's as if someone blindly jabbed a finger at a list of names to pick these actors.
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April 29, 2010 on Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb
It appears to be an orangutan.
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April 29, 2010 on Chelsea Handler Sex Tape Thread Or Animals Eating Birthday Cake Thread
My office was closed for three days last year because someone drove a car out of the adjacent parking garage and through the wall on the second floor of my building.
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April 29, 2010 on This Is Your Parking Job
My roommate has one. It's green and between the color and the strange vomit-like noises, it's like living with a tiny seasick man.
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April 29, 2010 on That’s Your Bank: Face Bank
I used to live around the corner from the Grey's Papaya they filmed a scene in from of. I was so relieved when I moved, every time I saw that Grey's Papaya I got Vietnam-style flashbacks of this awful, awful movie.
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April 27, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Oh MAN. Is it bad that I can't wait until I can play the Wicked Summer drinking game. For surely there will be a Wicked Summer drinking game.
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April 15, 2010 on What Group That Self-Identifies As Being “Awful” Should Live In A Crappy House On TV Next?!
That mustache is more realistic than most of the plots of Two and a Half Men. And more enjoyable.
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April 14, 2010 on Check Out Charlie Sheen, Or As I Like To Call Him, Mr. Cool Disguise
Did anyone really think that people were giving it away for free to Steven Seagal?
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April 13, 2010 on Steven Seagal Should Rest His Sex Case!
AHHHH!!!!! NICK AND NORAH!!! This is the day I have been waiting for. I hate Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist more than any other movie on earth. It is King Worst of Worstopia. It automatically wins as worst movie of all time. I'll be sad to say goodbye to The Hunt, but there cannot possibly be another movie worse than Nick and Norah, and so I can only conclude that The Hunt must end. Goodbye Hunt! Burn in Hell Nick and Norah!
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April 13, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy
That's going straight into the LOLk. I'm looking at a really solid LOL investment portfolio now, thanks to this.
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April 9, 2010 on Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face
Is that what she was doing? Was that why her pants were missing?
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April 9, 2010 on New Sex And The City 2 The Streets Trailer Even Worse Than Old Sex And The City 2 The Streets Trailer
I'd say the prices are comparable.
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April 9, 2010 on Happy 2nd Birthday, Videogum
Us baby monsters just sat at home. Alone. Thinking about the fun we could be having if we were months older.... Or rich enough for fake IDs.
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April 9, 2010 on Happy 2nd Birthday, Videogum