Comments from cranB

I can't wait until the final "What's Up With Topher Grace" column (2012?) in which a "narrative payoff" rivaling a LOST season finale will be resolved in the form of a period after "syndication"
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December 9, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
Is it odd that I thought "The Office" won the night? Or at least came in second to P&R. I had that "life-threatening illness" feeling during most of Season 5 (especially the whole Andy/Dwight/Angela deal). Anything approaching the bleakness of Seasons 1 & 2 or the British version makes this show great for me... the final shot of them celebrating out the limo's sunroof as the camera pans to the stock ticker was kind of amazing, IMO
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November 20, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
This Time, The Treasure Is National
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
You know, this is Seth MacFarlane's honest attempt at a classy live event: it was obviously going to be awful and tasteless, so my reactions were pretty subdued during the whole thing. But I literally gasped when this shit came up:

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November 9, 2009 on Seth MacFarlane Tired Of Jeff Dunham Getting All The Negative Attention
laughed so hard at "Falcon NayNay"
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October 21, 2009 on Ed Lover Has A Vlog Now?
the set design of that bedroom has some serious Tommy Wiseau influences
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October 20, 2009 on Serious Moonlight Looks Like Some Serious Garbage
seconded. that fucking killed me. P&R and commmunity were hilarious also...
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October 9, 2009 on Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread!
The camera swoop at 0:21 fucking kills me every time... I've watched it five times in a row now. REAL DRAMA!
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October 9, 2009 on Jon Gosselin Vs. Nancy Grace, Hopefully To The Death
this is hilarious. but i think we all need more You Can Make It Up or at least a separate You Can Make It Up spinoff Tumblr and subsequent announcement of a book deal replete with NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN You Can Make It Ups
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September 30, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
i personally loved it, but everyone I talk to either really loves or really hates this show. it's disappointing when you cannot agree with your friends/colleagues/monsters on where to set the quality bar! is this the same kind of thing as the Tim and Eric Viewer Opinion Divide?
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September 25, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Is STILL Back!
Exactly. I just want to know what they did afterwards. Go out for ice cream??
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September 23, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Three
Something happened in between the cut of the pilot shown on Facebook and what was shown last night where they added all this obnoxious interstitial music between EVERY scene that made the ep seem more like a series of sketches than an actual story, and unneccessary ADR/extra editing (notice how the dean repeated "How do you turn this off? Uh-oh" like five times in the beginning). So I think it's just the broadcast cut, really - I LOVE this show, but the first half last night was borderline unwatchable
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September 18, 2009 on Oh Man, Thursday Night TV Is BACK!
I'm just terrified by the Scott Adsit porn doppelganger, you know? Mr. Show + Moral Orel + 30 Rock = you get the honor of a porn actor dressing up as you and having sex on camera, in-costume
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August 21, 2009 on NSFW: 30 Rock Porno? 30 Rock Porno
This challenge totally is like shows like what's wrong in our relationship.
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August 20, 2009 on Tool Academy Season 2: Tooler Acadamyer
holy shit, have you seen the comments for that video? "Thank goodness! The long wait is almost over.As far as time off is concerned I do hope that you took some time to just relax,everyone who knows you says thats doubtful and you're a workaholic,but you have their total respect,myself included.I can't wait to hear your opinion on the health care reform proposial." NO.
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August 19, 2009 on An Open Letter To Jay Leno
oh man, -23, you guys?! because he didn't get an inside joke? WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE NICE, YOU MONSTERS
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August 13, 2009 on The CGI Picture Of Dorian Gray 2.0
I was REALLY hoping for him to bring back American Gladiators for a 3rd iteration
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July 27, 2009 on Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire
I was REALLY hoping for him to bring back American Gladiators for a 3rd iteration
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July 27, 2009 on Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire
the series finale was two months ago. thanks so much. thank god. thank all of us, together, we did it.
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July 21, 2009 on Oh, Here’s That Borderline-Racist Fred Parody No One Asked For
Only one mention of JAM, you guys? It is like if David Lynch directed Tim and Eric. Also: -Breaking Bad -Delocated -Party Down -Pilot Season (now playing on MyDamnChannel, but they've obnoxiously broken up the episodes into 2-minute chunks, so try to find the full eps online if you can) -Moral Orel... the 3rd and final season is what you need to watch, the first two are basically just hilarious setup I'm going to watch Mad Men again, and maybe The State, and maybe Reno 911... no idea if Reno is any good, but I am going to start at Season 1 solely because of this clip... just like I watched all of 30 Rock solely because of Tracy Jordan turning into a stabbing robot.
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July 16, 2009 on Videogum Summer School Now In Session
It's all about raisin' those C-P-Ms
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July 13, 2009 on Leon’s Boss Plays Him Like A Punk
wow, utter img src failure perhaps i am the one who deserves the intended picture
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July 10, 2009 on Kids Humiliate You On The Dance Floor The Darndest Things
Family Guy is what I hatewatch. I should really just turn to Entourage for that, like normal people.
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July 10, 2009 on The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review
Oh God, I just had to go that extra BadShop Grotesque mile.
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July 9, 2009 on Are You There, Internet? It’s Me, Stupid Megan Fox Photoshop Joke
I like how they set the color correction to the "reality show nightmare sequence" preset
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June 25, 2009 on The Box Is The Book Of Questions: The Movie
We all love ya, buddy! Stay strong. Sometimes I am wracked with similar torrents of despair: as an aspiring "popular blogger", what does it say about my life that my endeavor is to feel The Worst
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June 25, 2009 on There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Louis C.K. Show