crania americana

FEELING THE FEELING

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"President Trump asked us if we'd dedicate this next song, our biggest hit, to a certain special someone. So from the Donald to his beloved daughter Ivanka, here's 'Lips of an Angel!'"
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January 13, 2017 on Trump Inauguration Books 3 Doors Down
Typically Trapt move, those guys are so... what's the word... obstinate?
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January 13, 2017 on Trump Inauguration Books 3 Doors Down
Pretty sure Default is still trapped in that lady's watch.
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January 13, 2017 on Trump Inauguration Books 3 Doors Down
*Trump (last minute change from "day starts" to "starts his day" is the reason for this regrettable proofreading error)
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January 13, 2017 on Trump Inauguration Books 3 Doors Down
Trump's starts his day by rolling out of bed, putting on "Be Like That," and gazing longingly at framed photo of Benito Mussolini.
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January 13, 2017 on Trump Inauguration Books 3 Doors Down
I briefly thought this said she was making her "Deepest, Bluest" album and got excited to hear her version of that LL Cool J "my hat is like a shark's fin" song from Deep Blue Sea.
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December 20, 2016 on St. Vincent Talks “Deepest, Boldest” Album Coming This Spring
Oh man you've gotta check out Pinesauce they're all the rage
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December 19, 2016 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Albums And Songs Of 2016
Yeah the early seasons were good but I think the cast dynamic really solidified in the last few seasons.
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December 19, 2016 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Albums And Songs Of 2016
It's going to be hard for them to find a replacement who can sing, dance, and work the cement mixer. Cabello was a legit triple threat.
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December 19, 2016 on Camila Cabello Leaves Fifth Harmony
This reminded me of that Spongebob episode wherein Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fight a nemesis called the Dirty Bubble. It's a pretty good one.
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December 18, 2016 on Spotify Teases New Dirty Projectors Music Little Bubble
They were never great but got significantly worse around the time they stopped publishing a worst album covers of the year list. That shit was reliably funny.
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December 17, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
It seems plausible that Pitbull's whole career has been viral marketing for kayak.com
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December 15, 2016 on Pitbull Reveals Florida Paid Him $1M For “Sexy Beaches” After House Speaker Sues For Details
Parker Young aka George H. W. Bush
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December 15, 2016 on The Top 40 Pop Songs Of 2016
I wish I could not dignify the existence of Pentatonix.
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December 15, 2016 on The Top 40 Pop Songs Of 2016
Poop poop poop poop poop: It does not stoop, even when your spirits droop.
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December 15, 2016 on The Top 40 Pop Songs Of 2016
Makes you wonder how much the logging industry gave him for "Timber."
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December 15, 2016 on Pitbull Reveals Florida Paid Him $1M For “Sexy Beaches” After House Speaker Sues For Details
I've always argued that casual male shirtlessness was a defining part of American culture in the '70s.
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December 15, 2016 on Watch Childish Gambino’s Funky, Delirious Tonight Show Performance
Gimme Three Snyths https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/35/a2/dc/35a2dc39a11e6e71e63b97b23a7f9095.jpg (or more)
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December 14, 2016 on Spoon – “I Ain’t The One”
Be a snythful kind of man.
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December 14, 2016 on Spoon – “I Ain’t The One”
So is "Lynyrd Synthyrd: A Synth Tribute Lynyrd Skynyrd" a good idea or no? I say GREAT idea.
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December 14, 2016 on Spoon – “I Ain’t The One”
Can't wait to hear first single "Come Out and Play (Keep 'em Separated)."
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December 14, 2016 on Spoon Tease New Album?
This album is looking like a major Smash. https://www.punknews.org/images/covers/the-offspring-smash.jpg
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December 14, 2016 on Spoon Tease New Album?
Even the most amateur psychologist knows that PTSD isn't exclusive to military service. Yet this basic information cannot survive when fed through the buzzsaw of dipshittery that is Piers Morgan. Also, Lady Gaga handled this with a striking amount of tact when a simple "fuck off" would have more than understandable.
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December 13, 2016 on Piers Morgan Doesn’t Believe Lady Gaga Was Raped, They Will Discuss It On TV
http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pft.gif
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December 13, 2016 on Andrew Lloyd Webber Claims He Discovered Rihanna
I like to imagine the impetus for "80s Mercedes" was pretty much just like the Flight of the Conchords episode where item one on Murray's agenda is "Texas Lexus. Two rhyming words. Do you think you could use those?"
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December 8, 2016 on Maren Morris Is Your New Favorite Country Singer
Maybe this was the logic behind Ben Fold Five's "Brick." Either that or just being a huge asshole, hard to tell.
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December 8, 2016 on Watch Madonna Do A Ferociously Awkward Carpool Karaoke With James Corden
"She is promoting something... SATAN!" –– thousands of concerned parents c. 1989.
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December 8, 2016 on Watch Madonna Do A Ferociously Awkward Carpool Karaoke With James Corden
The original pitchfork rappers: http://www.geocities.ws/sadisticone_2000/pitchfork.jpg
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December 7, 2016 on On J. Cole, Wale, And “Pitchfork Rappers”