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sneak peek: "When I finally broke open that jewel case, put it in my car's cd player, and actually listened to it... that was the beginning of the end."
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November 24, 2015 on Adele’s 25 On Track To Break One-Week Sales Record
This seems like an opportune time to pitch my forthcoming oral history, "Been There Then: The Unforgettable Experience of Purchasing 'Be Here Now.'"
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November 23, 2015 on Adele’s 25 On Track To Break One-Week Sales Record
Oops, wrong Airplane! joke.
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November 19, 2015 on Here Comes Zayn Malik
Looks like Zayn picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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November 19, 2015 on Here Comes Zayn Malik
I'm losing hope that we'll ever find a cure for monogenre.
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November 18, 2015 on Timbaland Hints At Country Album With Justin Timberlake
Looking forward to this. I've really been digging Whine of the Mystics –– praise be to PoB for getting it out there.
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November 16, 2015 on Nap Eyes – “Mixer”
Mad Decent should consider changing its name to Actually Pretty Bad.
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November 13, 2015 on Fan Goes Overboard On Mad Decent Boat Party, Search Underway
All the hallmarks of a classic Missy video are here. Well, almost –– there's a conspicuous lack of anyone wearing a t-shirt with Aaliyah's face on it.
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November 12, 2015 on Missy Elliott – “WTF (Where They From)” (Feat. Pharrell Williams) Video
We sure they didn't film this in Ben Carson's house?
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November 11, 2015 on This Topical Ballad Suggests Spike Lee’s Chi-Raq Will Be Very, Very Bad
I tend to be averse to most things that qualify as experimental electronic music, but really dig Oneohtrix. R Plus Seven was fantastic, and this new one is a beast. It's full of what I like to call "holy shit" moments. So I too encourage any and all to check it out.
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November 10, 2015 on Album Of The Week: Eric Church Mr. Misunderstood
While having a strong opinion about the new Grimes album is probably the best way to get noticed here, I've chosen instead to go with a statement necklace.
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November 6, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Grimes Art Angels
Can't say I'm surprised the thrift shop from "Thrift Shop" closed. Anyone who's been to downtown Spokane can tell you that appearing in a Macklemore video is no guarantee of past or future vibrance. Let's just hope Obergefell v. Hodges withstands gay marriage's prominent role in the "Same Love" video.
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November 5, 2015 on Ellie Goulding Doesn’t Understand What Makes “A Big Pop Album”
Oddly enough, I listened to it this morning, completely oblivious to the anniversary. Just felt kind of Liquid Swords-y, you know?* Frankly, I prefer it to Cuban Linx. *Full story: I listened to the Gun Outfit album, and since the next thing in my itunes aside from a few stray Gwar tracks was this, I just rolled with it. Great decision, as always.
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November 5, 2015 on Liquid Swords Turns 20
Ben Carson -- that's my name guess what? the pyramids were built to store grain the holocaust? shit was totally whack if Jews had guns they coulda prevented that slavery was bad but I'll tell you what's worse Obamacare straight up stealing out your purse 10% flat tax that's no lie separated twins/ Benny C 'til I die VOTE CARSON Now imagine that being rapped over a halting staccato flute sample interspersed with some choice Ben Carson soundbites and you've got yourself a straight up BANGER.
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November 5, 2015 on Hear Ben Carson’s Rap-Radio Commerical
More like Fart Angels, right? I'll show myself out.
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October 19, 2015 on Grimes Shares Cover Art For New Album Art Angels, Out Next Week
20 Feet From Third-Tier Nu-Metal Stardom
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October 15, 2015 on P.O.D. Guitarist Clarifies Katy Perry’s Role In Their Path To Christian Nü-Metal Glory
I'm guessing her and the district school board just got to talking about something they disagreed on, like her saying Drake would never be as big as Trey Songz. Boy, was she wrong! And subsequently, demoted.
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October 15, 2015 on High School Assistant Principal Reassigned For Appearing In Trey Songz Video
There are always two sides to these things. While newer fans would love to see these guys get back together and tour, legacy-obsessed purists are likely hoping they dün't.
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October 15, 2015 on A Hüsker Dü Reunion Suddenly Seems Possible
my go-to fall album is hex enduction hour Just kidding, my interest in The Fall is for comedic purposes only. I'm a huge Counting Crows fan, tho.
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October 13, 2015 on Album Of The Week: Majical Cloudz Are You Alone?
Boy, this is sure going to be an awkward situation for all the hispanic cast members the show doesn't have.
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October 13, 2015 on Sia Playing SNL With Host Donald Trump