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 +3Posted on May 23rd | re: Stereogum's Top 25 Albums Of 2012 So Far (299 comments)

It seems that what’s been impressing people the most this year is mostly outside of my bailiwick, and that’s cool. I strongly preferred some of the albums that came out in the first five months of last year (Kaputt and Smoke Ring for My Halo are both all-timers for me), and I’ve only heard a handful of albums I dig so far this year (Japandroids, Lotus Plaza, and Mount Eerie stand out so far). I have a feeling Celebration Rock will remain at the top of my list, but I’d love to be surprised – and there’s certainly potential for that.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Kreayshawn - "Breakfast (Syrup)" (Feat. 2 Chainz) Video (11 comments)

Someone call Guinness and see if she qualifies for a most-breakfast related metaphors in a song world record.

 +1Posted on May 17th | re: The Best Punk CD In The World... Ever! (23 comments)

See also: Queen’s “Jazz” and Feist’s “Metals.”

is an alternative rock band formed in Madison, Wisconsin in 1994. The group consists of Scottish singer Shirley Manson (vocals, guitar) and American musicians Duke Erikson (bass, guitar, keyboards, percussion), Steve Marker (guitar, keyboards) and Butch Vig (drums, percussion). All four members are involved in songwriting and production. The band have counted worldwide album sales of over 17 million units.

 +15Posted on May 9th | re: Against Me! Frontman To Change Genders (197 comments)

The Yahoo! comments sections generally bring out the most terrifyingly stupid individuals in society.

 0Posted on May 2nd | re: The Voice Semifinalist Sings Bon Iver (4 comments)

Worth watching solely for that ridiculous guitar player. Especially at about 0:26.

 +6Posted on Apr 30th | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '80s (130 comments)

No “Super Bowl Shuffle?” Walter Payton’s ghost will surely stiff-arm each member of the NME writing staff for this embarrassing omission.

 +2Posted on Apr 26th | re: Watch The War On Drugs Play Letterman (4 comments)

Adam Granduciel and Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer each showed up thinking they would be the only one wearing a bolo tie. An incredibly awkward backstage encounter followed.

 +16Posted on Apr 20th | re: Slanted And Enchanted Turns 20 (75 comments)

here is where someone responds to your Smashing Pumpkins reference with that quote from “Range LIfe.”

 +8Posted on Apr 20th | re: Slanted And Enchanted Turns 20 (75 comments)

First, I can’t think of many bands that have as solid a catalog as Pavement. To be fair, I am a Malkmus partisan and love this band and almost everything else the man has produced over most other things classifiable as music. However, I’ve often wondered if Slanted gets elevated to the “best Pavement album” status (in many people’s estimation) solely because it was a historically “meaningful” album. Most reviews or retrospectives of Slanted usually go with “the moment” first and the music second. This is a trend that happens with a lot of albums, but I can’t help but feel that this colors how observers assess the rest of a given band’s catalog. Then again, I’m strongly in the Wowee Zowee camp, so maybe I’m just sensitive to S & E (and to a lesser extent, Crooked Rain) stealing its thunder. Having said that, I still love this album and it deserves every bit of love its been given. Still, the question of how sentimentality clouds our assessments of art, history, or anything else really, is a tendency that is a bit troubling.

 +5Posted on Apr 18th | re: All-Hologram Coachella Lineup Leaks (78 comments)

While Mozart’s hologram headlines, Salieri’s hologram will be jealously sulking in the corner, plotting his revenge for hologram Mozart’s perceived slights against him.

 +21Posted on Apr 18th | re: 15 Songs That Saved James Murphy's Life (16 comments)

I thought this was going to be Third Eye Blind’s “Jumper” 15 times. Color me surprised!

 +2Posted on Apr 18th | re: Axl Rose Apologizes To Cleveland (9 comments)

Still waiting for Izzy Stradlin’s apology.

 +9Posted on Apr 17th | re: All-Hologram Coachella Lineup Leaks (78 comments)

The most hilarious part is that someone actually thought to put Snot on here. Well-played, guy who cared enough about Snot to remember that they once existed.

 -1Posted on Apr 15th | re: London Olympics Asks Keith Moon To Play Ceremony (2 comments)

Most chauffeur-killingest drummer ever!

 +2Posted on Apr 12th | re: Watch Lana Del Rey Perform "Carmen" Live For The First Time (13 comments)

I had my hopes up that this was a cover from “Carmen: A Hip Hopera,” which is one of my favorite hip-hoperas of all time.

 0Posted on Apr 10th | re: Madonna Scores Biggest Drop In Chart History (27 comments)

I knew this comment would be controversial among the Billy Joel purists who frequent Stereogum, but goddammit, I still think Billy needs to get William Oribit on board to produce his next album. Until then, I will finish working on my mash up of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and the Prodigy’s “Firestarter.”

 +1Posted on Apr 10th | re: Madonna Scores Biggest Drop In Chart History (27 comments)

I, for one, would fully embrace a Billy Joel collaboration with Nicki Minaj and MIA, and am continually dismayed at his staunch refusal to modernize his sound as a way to bring a whole new generation of “Uptown Girl[s]” into a “[Billy Joel] State of Mind.”

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Can We End This Fucked Up/Katy Perry Meme? (33 comments)

Katy Perry’s military propaganda via pop music video: less subtle than fictional character LT Smash’s roughly analogous attempts.

 +2Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Can We End This Fucked Up/Katy Perry Meme? (33 comments)

This is a part of Katy Perry that Damian Abraham is never gonna ever take away from Katy Perry.

Indeed it was. Thank you for recognizing what I felt was a hilarious fat joke.

And now I’d like to welcome onstage Jowls Homme, lead singer of Queens of the Scone Age.

 +27Posted on Mar 26th | re: Watch Odd Future's Loiter Squad Premiere (15 comments)

You can really see the Beach House influence at work here.

 +15Posted on Mar 23rd | re: Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 3/18/12 (51 comments)

May I propose a new “Shut Up, Dude” category for best new screen name and prematurely give the lifetime achievement award to “big-swinging-d-69″?

 +32Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 3/18/12 (51 comments)

When Skrillex remixes Lana Del Rey the internet will break – possibly forever. The mind has indeed been cruelly wounded.