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Velvet Goldmine

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July 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie

I was forced to burn, burn like a wicker cabinet.

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June 13, 2012 on SHOCKING First Look At Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2

For some reason the slinky on a treadmill video showed up instead of this parody on my page. And for a few seconds I couldn’t decide if it was a mistake or this was some comment on the struggle of the comedic creative process.

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May 25, 2012 on The Only “Call Me Maybe” Parody Ever

I don’t know about you all, but if Gabe runs I will definitely vote for him on November 12th.

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November 30, 2011 on Would-Be Presidential Nominee, Governor Rick Perry, Thinks The Voting Age Is 21 And The Election Is November 12th

The guy just seems to love reporting. Anything. If it is possible for news reporters to chew scenery, Pat’s gobbled it all down.

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November 8, 2011 on Reporter Wears Grape Costume To Interview Student Suspended For Wearing Banana Costume

I hear 60 Minutes is in need of someone with great powers of complaining. Maurice could be the edgier, younger breed of cranky old men.

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October 5, 2011 on Breaking News: Maurice Sendak Does Not Like Gwyneth Paltrow!

Karl Lagerfeld? Is that you?

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April 21, 2010 on Lost S06E14: You Belong With Locke