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 +1Posted on Jul 28th | re: Childish Gambino Thinks He's Better Than Drake, Kendrick (33 comments)

Actually I don’t even listen to very much hardcore street rap at all. My favorite is Chance the Rapper, no one would call him hard by any stretch of the imagination. But Chance is Big Lurch compared to Childish Gambino. Dude is a walking dryer sheet commercial. Everything he does is narrated by Zach Braff.

 +10Posted on Jul 28th | re: Childish Gambino Thinks He's Better Than Drake, Kendrick (33 comments)

These Gambino defenders coming out of the woodwork need to lie down on a bed of downy feathers and rich silk sheets. You know, something cloying and soft that’ll remind them of their favorite rapper.

 -2Posted on Jul 24th | re: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize (330 comments)

 +3Posted on Jul 12th | re: Radiohead Will Record In September (62 comments)

Interesting question: will this include whatever they recorded at Third Man back in 2012? I’m still curious about what that was all about.

Its an allegory for campaign finance reform in local Oklahoma City elections, weren’t you paying attention?

 +9Posted on Jun 29th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (63 comments)

I told the people at Red Eye cookie delivery tonight that the box of cookies I just bought was to help smooth things over with my girlfriend. I then went home while blasting the new Woods of Desolation and proceeded to eat all of the cookies while watching the english dub of Hetalia: Axis Powers and talking myself into buying a Welcome to Nightvale poster and bumper stickers. Also I don’t have a girlfriend.

Still sucks what your friend did, but just know a lot of us have those dark night of the soul type nights and we all handle it differently. Some of us let it out online, others prefer to bury the loneliness under chocolate chip cookies, clever podcasts, and slightly racist caricatures of world powers.

 0Posted on Jun 23rd | re: A Ghost Is Born Turns 10 (51 comments)

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is probably the better album, but A Ghost Is Born has a wider influence. The gorgeous guitar in “Muzzle of Bees”, the motorik of “Spiders (Kidsmoke)”, “At Least That’s What You Said” ‘s skronk, those all seem to be pretty popular musical choices for indie rock bands over the last few years.

We’ve got Team Breezy and the Beliebers, what do we call all of these Lana Del Rey fans coming out of the woodwork? I submit: the Rey-Bans. You’re welcome America.

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 +2Posted on May 20th | re: Watch Video Of Slowdive's First Show In 20 Years (10 comments)

Just another example of Stereogum lowering its standards and pandering to the masses with more of this populist crap. Shoegaze isn’t even music! Its just people talking over noise! You guys used to have a little thing called integrity! Did you lose it when BIG SHOEGAZE came calling with their swimming pools full of cash and pillows of sweet sweet cocaine? For shame.