Comments from Elizabeth

Bill O'Reilly is kind of a dick. I'm surprised people never talk about it... Man when he said "...as-per-sions. Big word." I threw up in my mouth a little.
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February 5, 2010 on Bill O’Reilly’s Interview With Jon Stewart UNEDITED!
Oh. I missed the party because of the time difference. :( Fine. I'll drink all this faygo myself.
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September 20, 2009 on 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party
That Edward doll just sort of whispers "masculine, passionate kind of love," no?
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August 11, 2009 on Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children
I apologize if I am over-exhausting this Lord of the Flies comparison, but we should totally put Passerstay's head on a stick as an offering to the beast. Becuase we have lost our innocence and are savages and whatnot.
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August 8, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
My boyfriend (guy who pays for impounded car with pennies) got me this as a joke one time. I mean, I guess it was kind of funny, but it was Valentine's Day. But he's great you guys. So great.
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August 5, 2009 on NSFW: You Can Ruin Your Friend’s Life With Fake Porn, Kind Of
I bet the Bratz movie SUCKED without Paula Abdul.
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August 5, 2009 on Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion
I went to this party two days ago where this guy kept on talking about the AMAZING DEALS he got on all these Ed Hardy hats he got from ebay. He looked so much like this guy.
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August 3, 2009 on Bobby Bottleservice Cares About Food
It was marked down from $20. It's a steal!
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August 3, 2009 on This Halloween’s Scariest Costume
"im sur e you could walk up to any whore on any street they wont know who the fuck BC is. FUCK YOUUUUU!!!" and "I mean come on, if you are going to criticize music, you must be some fucking jew that listens to books on tape as enjoyment."
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August 3, 2009 on Brokencyde Doesn’t Answer My Questions
So, do people have sex with them ironically, or what?
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August 3, 2009 on Brokencyde Doesn’t Answer My Questions
Comparing Videogum to LOTF is kind of unsettling. Gabe is the Ralph, right? Which one of you monsters is the Jack?
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August 1, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Gwabe! Best portmandeu couple name, ever. This will make their dramatic breakup tabloid stories so much more depressing.
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August 1, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of “The Worst” Back From Katherine Heigl
At first I thought you meant you wanted to get him a shirt with that picture on it. Which, wearing a shirt with a picture of yourself shirtless could totally become a new hipster fad. IRONY times thirty seven!
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August 1, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I nominate The Hottie and The Nottie. I think this movie falls under the Glitter/Crossroads school of movies, but it completely deserves it's place here. Paris Hilton plays the main character (Christabelle!). If you did this movie it would be my birthday AND christmas present this year.
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July 27, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Road To Wellville
This movie is my boyfriend and we are so in love.
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July 25, 2009 on Scientists Create The World’s Most Perfect Movie Trailer
I'm glad the tags "Dogs, Garbage, Heaven, and Food" finally get to share a post. I guess everything happends for a reason.
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July 22, 2009 on Heaven Just Got A Little More The Taco Bell Chihuahua
Which one is my boyfriend? I hope it's the one who can make me an inordinate ammount of money in the world of buisness. Because I am materialistic.
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July 20, 2009 on This Is Like Keyboard Cat, But For Movies
Drederick Tatum from the Simpsons. "Oh, yes. Believe me, my? god if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it."
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July 20, 2009 on Chris Brown Apologizes For The Whole ‘Punching Rihanna In The Face’ Thing, Right On Time
I don't think anyone who watched this movie ever knew what the fuck was happening. Someone told me they cried when Keanu Reeves died at the end.
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July 20, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lake House
Sometimes I dress up like Lindsay and blog about cat videos and Paul Rudd. Also I kill people. I miss her. I wish her nothing but the best. :)
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June 29, 2009 on First, Let’s Address The Thing