Eric

Comments from Eric

You mean black? Haha, I can't wait for the Gabe post explaining why I am racist.
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November 29, 2008 on Even Seth MacFarlane’s Hands Are The Worst
Your blatant hate of Seth McFarlane notwithstanding, I must approve of your Super Troopers reference.
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November 29, 2008 on Even Seth MacFarlane’s Hands Are The Worst
I suggest that we have one representative of every race watch anything labeled "racist" and then rate it accordingly. As a Mexican, I rate this as "not racist" and also "not that funny". As a writer, I rate Gabe's post as being "Gaybe".
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November 29, 2008 on Jimmy Kimmel Is A Racist
If I were him I'd sit there and watch the whole damn video. You can putter while you're being rickrolled. And stroke your red hair.
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October 5, 2008 on You Can Make It Up: Rick Astley Gets Rick Rolled
More like "Friday light disagreement". How about you retire this for a while and get back to some Double Dog Daring?
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October 5, 2008 on Friday Fight: Who Would Make The Most Effective Get Out The Vote Ad?
What? Space Olympics? The hell was that?
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September 21, 2008 on SNL: Just The Funny Parts
Dane Cook is always serious about being a retard.
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September 21, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Mr. Brooks
These ads are unintentionally funny because (especially the third one) talks about offices and workplaces, you know, where you'd most likely USE a computer. I can't wait to see that rancher shovel up some "number two" with a PC, or that deep sea diver blog about sharks 50 feet beneath the water.
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September 21, 2008 on New Microsoft Ads: We Don’t Need No Fancy Big-City Elitist Computers That Work
Remember when everyone was like "Oh my God, haha Family Guy is so new and fresh and hysterically funny" and then those people looked around and saw other people saying the same thing and thus changed their original comment to "Pssh. Family Guy is so lame and predictable and lame and predictable. You guys are sheep. BAAAH" Presumably after uttering that statement those people then turned on their iPod and listened to The Shins because "no one realizes how cool The Shins are. Except me. I rule."
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September 17, 2008 on Seth MacFarlane Contest As Horrible And Unfunny As Everything Seth MacFarlane Does
CHECK PLEASE!! AHAHAHA OH MY GOD. OH MAN. BRUCE WILLIS. BRUCE FREAKIN' WILLIS. Thanks for taking the hit on that one, Gabe. I pass. What did you think of Pineapple Express? (speaking of action comedies)
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September 13, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hudson Hawk
What the hell is going on in that picture with the ovens? Is he naked? IS THAT A THONG?
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September 13, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Mr. Brooks
First Keanu Reeves, then Nicholas Cage, now Kevin Spacey... OOH! OOH! do Brad Pitt next! Most of these start out with "You know, this isn't the WMOAT, but I do hate [insert famous actor with dubious acting skills]..." Get your criteria sorted out, man. It's not too late!
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August 18, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: K-Pax
It's not gross, but I think it would've been worthy just to bold that whole first part of Mendes' quote. "[D]irect my wife in how to make love"? I can just picture Mendes in a corner going "That's it, nibble his ear! And would it kill you to get on top for once?"
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August 17, 2008 on Kate Winslet And Leonardo DiCaprio’s “Muscle Memory”
Watch how I write something, using perfect diction and a steady pace AND THEN SOMETHING SLIGHTLY OUT OF THE NORM HAPPENS, and I let you know with big, huge inflammatory caps. This pick in my mind was purely personal hatred. Crash's nomination a couple of years back was definitely a reflection of the poor selection of movies that year. However, you're taking a huge leap to even consider it as the worst movie of all-time.
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August 16, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crash