eric.

Comments from eric.

I am so sick of nominating Nick of Time. I don't know what else I have to say. It's just going to have to be the sleeper Worst Movie of All Time. All of the cool kids will know Nick of Time is really the worst and all you grandpas can have your Rachels Getting Married and your Caliguli.
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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon
I thought Jersey Girl was Ben and Liv Tyler. And I also thought my brain is about to eat itself for dedicating this much of its energy expenditure to Ben Affleck trivia before lunch.
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February 15, 2010 on Operation Kevin Smith Drop
his "Jersey Girl training" (the 2004 flop starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez)"
Haha. Wrong Ben Affleck flop, People. That would be Gigli. Oh shit, did I just correct People magazine with my encyclopedic knowledge of Ben Affleck movies? Um...WILLIAMSBURG!
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February 15, 2010 on Operation Kevin Smith Drop
I guess you can't technically copyright Stuffed Crust, but if you could there'd probably be a Pulitzer in it for you.
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January 26, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15
Love means never having to say you're Sony.
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January 26, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15
They can take our lives, but they'll never take our free medium one topping pizza with the purchase of any large Stuffed Crust© pizza at regular menu price!
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January 26, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15
I just re-watched Spiderman about a week ago for the first time in probably 7 or 8 years. I, like you, had remembered ti being pretty damn good. Nope. Do yourself a favor and go take another look. It's kind of amazing how badly it has aged so quickly.
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January 12, 2010 on Who Should Replace Tobey Maguire As Spider-Man?
Is the Hamster Dance song ever NOT going to be the best thing ever? I don't think I want to live in a world where the Hamster Dance song is not the best thing ever. DE DA DE DA DE DA DE DOOO DA DEEE DA DE DA DOOOOOOOOOO!
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December 21, 2009 on The Cats And Dogs 2 Trailer Is The Perfect Amount Of Cats And Dogs 2
Why couldn't Giovanni Ribissi have made a really long ham-fisted speech about why there are FLOATING freaking MOUNTAINS? Seriously, what was up with that? "Oh, and on this planet giant rocks float, but nothing else does because of aliens and science." Also, someone needs to make an Enhance video of movie characters yelling "Punk ass bitch!" Wait, i think I just found my Christmas week project...
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December 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar
Their's is a love that will outshine the very stars in the sky, to the end of time and back. Or until Labor Day. Whichever comes first.
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December 18, 2009 on Jersey Shore S01E04: Wait, What Happened To Snooki? I Think Something Happened To Snooki!
"Yeah, we smooshed." - engraving on Ronnie and Sam's 50th anniversary party ice sculpture
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December 18, 2009 on Jersey Shore S01E04: Wait, What Happened To Snooki? I Think Something Happened To Snooki!
How long are we as a society going to deny the simple fact that Snooki is a midget? Not like a "Ha, look that chick is pretty short" midget either. She's a straight up (down?) midget. Add in the ORANGE spray-on tan and her next reality show choice is pretty obvious: LITTLE CHOCLATIERS.
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December 16, 2009 on Snooki And The Situation Were On The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien For Some Reason
Am I the only one who thinks this is pretty much just Zach Galifianakis's old act?
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December 4, 2009 on When Is Tim Heidecker Gonna Be On Comics Unleashed?
I guess I understand why you are putting off Nick of Time so long...I mean as soon as you watch Nick of Time this whole experiment comes to a screeching halt because of how Nick of Time is the WINNER and after all Videgoum is about putting eButts in the Interseats week after week.
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November 30, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn
I'm boycotting this stupid game because it's FASCIST rules prevent me from entering the obvious winner: Scrotal Recall.
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October 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 10
I'm boycotting this stupid game because it's FASCIST rules prevent me from entering the obvious winner: Scrotal Recall.
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October 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 10
"We Made a Sherlock Holmes Movie and Ironman is in It. For the Holiday."
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October 26, 2009 on Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes?
Sheesh, when did they invent the internet? The 1840's? Good thing our current styles, fashions, and levels of technological advancement are timeless and will never be subject to mockery. All thanks to the internet. Thanks internet!
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October 21, 2009 on Old Videos Explaining How To Use An Internet That No Longer Exists Will Never Not Be Funny
There's a non-gay perspective of Glee? There was also the Drew Barrymore fanboy tongue bathing in the Whip It writeup. I'm going to walk away from this before I say something bad. Again. Or something. Hi Gabe! Welcome aboard!
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October 15, 2009 on Glee: A Treatise
OK, this is going to get me in trouble, but is Gabe Liebman officially Videogum's Senior Gay Correspondent now? Because everything he writes about is squarely in the Senior Gay Correspondent column. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Wokka Wokka. I'll just go sit over here in the corner now...
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October 15, 2009 on Glee: A Treatise